As I get on in years, it occurs to me that most of my life has been spent focusing on the negatives. So today I'd like to talk good and discuss some of my favorite things. In no particular order.

Number one: Fried chicken and Entenmann's chocolate frosted donuts. If you think those are 2 things, screw you. I don't care. When...
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Hopefully within the next 30 days or so, I will once again be saying a fond "Eat my fucking shit" to the inescapable black hole that is New Jersey. Something about being here has always brought my mood down and made me a generally more awful person. Shorter tempered, drink heavier, more self destructive. So this time there should never come a day when I...
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I swear, this state is a miserable fucking inescapable black hole and everyone here sucks. 33 years, and every time I get far away enough to feel happy. To be able to breathe. Some uncontrollable bullshit rips me right back. I'm so through with it. From now on, I'm just going to be that weirdo that doesn't talk to anybody. I'll...
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So, I'm usually pretty oblivious to women hitting on me. Except the younger ones. Probably because they haven't learned any subtlety. And then I get called out for only being into young chicks. Which isn't the case.

talamia:
Haha I completely see how that misunderstanding would develop, and agree about the subtlety difference.
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Please allow me to relate a story that illustrates one of the main causes for my increasing disdain for living in America.

One night as I was at home, smoking some bong hits with my roommates, I got the urge to have a burrito. Naturally. So at around midnight on this wednesday in March, I headed to the 7/11 in town. As I was...
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ginebra:
Thanks for the add kiss
polaw:
love
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Are there any Canadian SG's or members that would like to marry me so I can get the hell out of the states before we go to war with North Korea? Seriously.
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pumpkin:
Well, not like you would get very far from the shit in Canada. The way it goes right now, we seem to be following all your shitty steps.

Except for healthcare, at least we'll never go as low as that. tongue
tarion:
Erm I think thats possibly preferable to South Africa tongue
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Shitty couple of months, let me tell you. First, I get 5 (FIVE!!) tickets in a matter of a week for not having registration. I didn't change it when I moved back to Jersey and it expired on me. When I got the second set of tix, my car got impounded because I "abandoned" it. Oh yeah? Parked in front of my friends house...
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solace:
Ditch everything and start fresh in San Diego.
riese:
Wow, and I thought I had bad luck with cars! You put me to shame! Hopefully things will turn around for you soon! kiss
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What's the deal, planet earth? Am I asking for too much? All I want is a girl between 24-32 yrs old, 5'0" - 5'8" tall, brunette, lots of ink, a septum piercing, a cute voice/accent, likes to drink, likes to smoke weed, likes to play video games, likes to watch cartoons as well as deeply philosophical film, likes to nail, is creative...
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rizzo:
we exist alright, we just get snagged up really quick wink
prettyzombie:
blue hair chicks can apply?? haha
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WHAT. THE. FUCK?!? I just read a tag on James' new set that mentioned this being a porn site. Excuse me? Since when? If you've come here looking for porn, go the fuck somewhere else! Where, you may ask? How about the gajillion and one porn sites on the web. For too long I've been seeing these comments like, "more pussy please" or...
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nichs:
hey there.
i like the way u think, i think we girls where all aware that we where exposed to some pervs that didnt understand the concept and purpuse of this site, but is really nice to know about some one who does.
i join u in your frustration!!! biggrin
kiss.
mimo:
thank you for this beautifully worded retort. what an idiot. there was a thread on this the other day and i agree - this site is all about personality. you can see a vagina on any damn site - or hell, go become a doctor and you can look at the real thing all day. *fumes* these people deserve to be kicked off.

oh! and thank you for the add! (haha) kiss kiss
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So here's the deal. I am looking for a girl named Carrie Mims. I knew her when I went to film school. She was there for Digital something-or-other. It occurs to me that the prospect of seeing naked punk rock chicks would appeal to anyone, it would be her. So I figure this is the best place to find her. I'm not asking...
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ororomunroe:
I'm not her.
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Is it just me, or does Chrisitina Aguilera look like shit pregnant? Don't get me wrong. I love Christina and wish that was my bun in her oven, but fucks sake! You're gonna be someones mom soon. Lets tone down the dead whore make up tactics. I'm not trying to be unkind but when you look at how she's looked in...
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lyrical:
lol @ your blog.

I think Christina is half Ecuadorian. Haha .. I'm half PR tambien and I don't need to convince no one... lol

Oi, I haven't seen her lately though so I can't really say whats up or not.

Muah
xoxo
Lyrical
lacamia:
Everyone is get pregnant? Oh gosh.. rss

But thank you for the friend requets baby ;D
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So now this is happening.

My old lady is leaving for Italy for 2 weeks to spend christmas/new years with her family. I know I'll miss her, but what I'm thinking is that this time apart will make me realize that we shouldn't be together. I care about her but there are a lot of things about her that really piss...
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skeletonbaby:
If you experience more anger/annoyance than happiness/intrigue then it is time to say goodbye. I am having a similar situation. I am leaning toward "goodbye" but I am delaying the inevitable....
sadielee:
omg. 3 months. i would die. i mean really die of an embolism or something.
no offense but she sounds like a spastic needy bitch. if you have this many problems now think of how many you'll have in another 3 months.
sounds to me like you've already decided what to do, you just need to feel comfortable with that decision.
good luck either way. frown