Meanwhile, at Sound Arena Practice Studios in Garbage Grove, our hero, Erik (that's me), steps into the managment office....
ERIK: Hey buddy, you mind if I dump my Taco Bell in your trashcan?
BARON VON COKESNORT: What? Of course not. Go ahead. Why would I care?
ERIK: Well, it smells like leftover Taco Bell and some people might not be so hip to that. I...
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ERIK: Hey buddy, you mind if I dump my Taco Bell in your trashcan?
BARON VON COKESNORT: What? Of course not. Go ahead. Why would I care?
ERIK: Well, it smells like leftover Taco Bell and some people might not be so hip to that. I...
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mexicore:
hey man' the girl and I are gonna be the LBC tonight. I think we're going to Fern's so you should cruise it yo!
ryah:
this guy has taken your title of "disney freak". check out all of those tattoos!
My left butt-cheek has been twitching all friggin' day.
This can only mean that Autum has finally arrived.
This can only mean that Autum has finally arrived.
ryah:
it's still summer in houston.
ryah:
no, but it should because I AM THE MASTER.
What's the best story you've ever read or watched or heard and why?
ryah:
once, i heard that some punk ass 15 year old kid had sex at disneyland.
For the love of Skeletor, my back has a knot in it the size of an apple! Like I was stabbed in my sleep. Somebody make it stop. I'll give you a cookie.
Taking a day off of work to finish up a shitty math workshop that's carried over into it's 4th semester. I've determined I'm not disciplined enough for self-paced courses. Eat a dick,...
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Taking a day off of work to finish up a shitty math workshop that's carried over into it's 4th semester. I've determined I'm not disciplined enough for self-paced courses. Eat a dick,...
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ryah:
soooo, i remember like 20% of our conversation lastnight. i'm sure i professed my love for you & offered my child-bearing hips. i woke up this morning covered in kittens and wearing a silk robe. ??
annisa:
I needed help cleaning up...I will keep you in mind for future shoots cause we are messy as hell.. 
I went to the gym this afternoon and grabbed a bottle of flavored water out of curiosity.
Before opening it, I noticed something floating around. The substance was not a solid, but not entirely fluid. It kind of swirled around and looked a bit milky....and...sweet christ is that jizz? In my Powerade bottle?! I didn't order a protein shake!
I got my buck fitty back...
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Before opening it, I noticed something floating around. The substance was not a solid, but not entirely fluid. It kind of swirled around and looked a bit milky....and...sweet christ is that jizz? In my Powerade bottle?! I didn't order a protein shake!
I got my buck fitty back...
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jersey:
Thank you for the # for pest control. I am gonna wait till tuesday and ask her again to get it done ASAP if nothing is done then i will get it done myself. Thank you again
ryah:
you're coming to houston for my birthday, right?
A big fucking South-O-Thee-Boarder shout-out to Mexicore for droppin' the info on the free Valiant Thorr show with free b00ze at the Volcom factory, which included free admission. I don't know what the catch was with this event because Volcom could not have possibly made any money on this venture. Even after the awesome festivities, I still don't see myself buying any Volcom gear in...
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ryah:
i do not have a skinny guy on my couch. i have my dad, who is a fat lard mooch off of his mother good for nothing. but no skinny guy.
pixiygurl:
hello dear, it was nice to see you again, ms. d and monkey boy played the digger game first thing when we got home, they have been at the ds players for about 2 hours straight now, i'm just sittin here looking at nakid girls, what a lazy day, heheheheheh 
your a sweet guy , audie really likes you he thinks your cool
your a sweet guy , audie really likes you he thinks your cool
Today felt like a lot of effort for minimal gain. It's very frusterating.
Buddha would tell me this is an opportunity to learn a bit of tolerance because sometimes...shit just happens.
Buddha would tell me this is an opportunity to learn a bit of tolerance because sometimes...shit just happens.
holliday:
Y'know what...I had the same kind of day.
Yesterday, very productive...today...nothing but roadblocks.
I suppose it all evens out in the end...or at least that's what I tell myself...
Yesterday, very productive...today...nothing but roadblocks.
I suppose it all evens out in the end...or at least that's what I tell myself...
ryah:
look what i found in my car today!
xoxox
look what i found in my car today!
xoxox
I've gone an entire day w/o Playing WoW.
Opting instead to write screenplay scenes staring my friends in absurd situations like Nerd Murder Scenes, (AKA: NSI: Miami), barbarian warfare in a corporate office, and a smelly kidnapping. ("Oh god! It smells like homeless buttsex!")
Lord have mercy, I'm going to spend $3,900 over the course of 2 years to have lasers shot at my head...
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Opting instead to write screenplay scenes staring my friends in absurd situations like Nerd Murder Scenes, (AKA: NSI: Miami), barbarian warfare in a corporate office, and a smelly kidnapping. ("Oh god! It smells like homeless buttsex!")
Lord have mercy, I'm going to spend $3,900 over the course of 2 years to have lasers shot at my head...
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mexicore:
go for it dude. maybe you'll be able to grow a sweet mane like mine one day
unravled:
Seriously? Bald men are sexy. Just wear sunscreen.
