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First off, site drama:

Do you know what I love? I love when people allow their personal drama to create a giant diarrhea of drama assplosion all over groups I am in, cries I was mean to them in my journal comments and then blocks me from commenting in their journal or messaging them to respond. I don't know about the rest of you...
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niobe:
Uh oh....her posse is ganging up on you! Don't worry I got your back. kiss
niobe:
I really liked the part where she mentioned you had her name in your blog and now her name has changed. She sure showed you. tongue
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trocc:
ha i heard that, it took a supreme effort of will to actually do it tonight...
signalnoise:
That cat scares the shit out of me.
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It's my every day.
lancelac:
Awesome. So true, no exaggeration at all.
kikibabe:
I can imagine how well the negotiating goes over with you. smile
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I hate cabs.

I hate them as deeply as is possible.

Had one run a stop sign right in front of me tonight; had it not been for me talking to a friend keeping me from being 100% underway on the bike I would have been right in his stop sign running path and not here to bitch about it.

The worst part; when I...
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oxalis:
Everything you need to know about U.S. health care.
By Oxalis:


The health care system in the United States is designed to be an elitist money pit. That is all you need to know.

The End.
jena:


Is this what you niggas do today? Buy sneakers?
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jena:
I have never viewed roasted chickens like this picture the same since the Thanksgiving trailer in Grindhouse. But I still love it.
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To much booze this weekend and not enough work, ugh am I tired out today.

Need a couple days of clean living and productivity to make up for it all.

So hard to be productive hung over, oh yes it is.
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thefreddy:
I hear ya.

It's tough to work admist a pounding headache. Plus, you're crabby as fuck all day.
oxalis:
drained?

no, really... DRAINED?!


uh, eww. sorry dude.
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So I know summer is here in Chicago, know why?

I saw a pregnant woman out walking around.

Smoking.

While drinking from a 40oz in a paper bag.

While jaywalking...

I love my city.
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kikibabe:
"Make sure to get it looked at and greased up right at least every season."

Hee hee hee. Sorry, but that line is a good double entendre - hey, another French term!

Yes, I do want to go to West Town Bikes for a class. I said that last year and never went there. Now that I have a nicer bike, I'm determined to keep it nice.
_iv:
Listen, man. Do I talk trash about YOUR wife? Leave mine out of this!
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silversurfer:
Wow. Looks yummy.
thefreddy:
I went there one time--ONE TIME!!! And now I'm willing to slaughter retarded babies just to those hot dogs.
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I got kicked out of a bar last night.

Now I know those of you familiar with my drunken shenanigans are not really surprised, but I am. As amazing as it sounds I am 33, have been drinking in bars for a good 13 years and last night was the first time I have been 86'd from a bar.

Ever.

Sure, there have been times...
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jena:
Just what are you doing awake?

I drank well tonight...
jena:
Stop biting my style, yo.
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Letter sent to Schlitz this AM:

Dear Schlitz Beer,

I wanted to share a little story with you, a sad story of love and loss.

Last night, in the middle of a good day long drunk, I was dispatched from a rolling and rocking house party with the task of returning with more sweet, sweet beer. Due to weather, distance and high level of inebriation...
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corneilus_wright:
That made me sad
nina_kova:
that makes me sad....of course now i'rish i had a schlitz...(and yes, i still have the st. patty's day pin that says that!)....
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Ever just have a blissful fucking day?

Well I did.

Woke up to a beautiful day, lounged about, ate some tacos, meet a friend and did some good in the world followed by a late night ride just as the rain rolled in so I got to see and smell the city on a wonderful spring night and check out all the cute gals out...
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jena:
Louse!

So what's your day amounting to thus far?
jena:
That reminds me. Did you ever see this interview where ODB was asked what he was giving back to the community? As if he was horrified, he blurted out, "Nothin'! I ain't givin' nothin' back!" I don't know why this has never left me. The look on his face was amazing.

What's for dinner?
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As of tonight I am free, for now.

The 18th has a chance of further badness but I think with the new attorney things will be better.

Party details to follow.

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northsider:
Don't ever become the guy who was sorry that he did it, just remain the guy who was sorry that he got caught. Glad you're out.
suicide_earl:
Good luck on the 18th!