Right I'm back..
I need to stop being a miserable fucker and feeling sorry for myself. I'm 35 today, big deal..I can still pass for 27 on a good day and have great tits so life isn't that bad...
That said, my computer is fucked so I'm on the laptop which goes to work with the other half so although I'm back, I'm kind of...
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I need to stop being a miserable fucker and feeling sorry for myself. I'm 35 today, big deal..I can still pass for 27 on a good day and have great tits so life isn't that bad...
That said, my computer is fucked so I'm on the laptop which goes to work with the other half so although I'm back, I'm kind of...
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Oh. My. God. I have too much to do and not enough time.. 
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fixer:
save the dusting until I get there...and make sure you wear the french maid outfit, m'kay?
englandaway:
why are you on here then ?
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dave_sector:
why, im going to turn my phone off and hide like a little girl. and ill be hiding with a multi pack bag of sage and onion crisps 
oh, and you only think you miss england, im moving back to the states first chance i get. this countys fucked. i give it 5 years tops
oh, and you only think you miss england, im moving back to the states first chance i get. this countys fucked. i give it 5 years tops
jj_r0x0rz:
if you wanna paypal me some money i could bring back walkers for you
So part one of my teeth make over was supposed to be me coming home yesterday morning looking like Ross out of Friends with super duper shiny white teeth..
However the reality is either 'ZOOM' or my dental surgery are a crock of bollocks..
My before and after pics look exactly the same (in fact both my husband and mother in law got the before...
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However the reality is either 'ZOOM' or my dental surgery are a crock of bollocks..
My before and after pics look exactly the same (in fact both my husband and mother in law got the before...
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fixer:
*smooch*
urblueygrl:
never got a chance to tell you last night, i loved your outfit... you always look so cute :o)
My boy has been wandering round the house all day mumbling a song away to himself, when he's on the toliet dropping some boys off at he pool he always likes to have a little sing and because he thinks I'm not listening, he sings a bit louder so I listened outside the door and discovered what he was actually singing was Fugazi's Bad Mouth...
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koala:
Oh man, I so badly want to get my teeth whitened. I was supposed to have it done about a year ago, but when I went into my dentist's office, I found out that I was using a topical cream on my face that could interfere with the whitening process and mess up my skin! So, I didn't get it done. I'm not using that cream anymore, so maybe I can try again 
So, I didn't get it done. I'm not using that cream anymore, so maybe I can try again 
lovelysitwell:
shiny american smile girl!your son sounds cool!
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
there, I feel much better now I've got that off my chest...
So tonight I need everyone...
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Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
Wells Fargo..they are cunts.
there, I feel much better now I've got that off my chest...
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jaytan:
If you weigh in heavy, just step off and dropkick the scale. Then, all the other chicks that haven't weighed in yet (but know they're heavy) will be thankful and you'll have earned a fan following.
I'm starving now, but weighing heavy too. I'm going to go chug a buttload of water. That's another trick.
I'm starving now, but weighing heavy too. I'm going to go chug a buttload of water. That's another trick.
jj_r0x0rz:
yea i don't like wells fargo either. i think thats why i have washington mutual
My cold is still lingering on, I probably need some anti-biotics but I hate then so I'm going have to suffer..because of my cold I'm really pissed off at the moment and I can't seem to shake it off.
My mood may also be to do with the fact that its the start of the week as well and I hate boring week days especially...
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My mood may also be to do with the fact that its the start of the week as well and I hate boring week days especially...
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nursejill:
An hour? ! Woohoo girl ! You rock.
mentalrage:
having a cold is no fun, especially when you're at work your pointless bullshit acceptance threshold goes waaaay down.
I've got a cold.
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morningstar:
It wouldn't have had anything to with running around nakkid in the back yard would it?
Are y'all going out Thursday night?
Are y'all going out Thursday night?
mad_fer_it:
we're all friends here.... you don't have to make excuses to take a nip....
go ahead.... you know you want to....
i am been laying low of late..... work and the desert sun has beat me down... but i am making a comeback so look out....
go ahead.... you know you want to....
i am been laying low of late..... work and the desert sun has beat me down... but i am making a comeback so look out....
They've gone..now I'm actually a bit sad, the last few days were much much better, we got on like we used too, maybe I was too harsh, we're so used to our own space its so hard to adjust when people arrive, but when we have family come visit I feel responsible for them having a good time and when they moan and appear to...
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manda:
It was very nice to meet you!!
englandaway:
this is the sound ..................of silence ........................ 
Fucking hell, someone please come and save me from this insanity..my family are the clampetts.. 
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rocketeam:
I had to google up the clampetts to actually get your entry, then I laughed so hard I had to stop myself before I choked.
heavenandhell:
so does that mean they are rich as well as wacky.
my neighbours are the adams family, no, really they are.
my neighbours are the adams family, no, really they are.
what a fucking fabulous day..
the lights in the pool have blown..$500
the lock on the front door broke so by trying to pull the door open with a broken lock, the handle snapped off, entire thing needs replacing..$615
an old root canal filling has been dislodged by a piece of chewing gum, its now jammed sideways in my tooth which means I can't eat...
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the lights in the pool have blown..$500
the lock on the front door broke so by trying to pull the door open with a broken lock, the handle snapped off, entire thing needs replacing..$615
an old root canal filling has been dislodged by a piece of chewing gum, its now jammed sideways in my tooth which means I can't eat...
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soapbox:
seem you are having a run of bad luck at the mo, but these things was have a habbit of coming up at once. bloody sods law!!!!
yeah dentists arn't much fun but i have just had a check up and he use some water blaster to clen then and all the water over flowed and got me piss wet....rubbish NHS dentists....but it was free so i can't complane to much.
hope you have better luck soon and enjoy lily allen, only found out the other day she is keith allen baber.
take care
yeah dentists arn't much fun but i have just had a check up and he use some water blaster to clen then and all the water over flowed and got me piss wet....rubbish NHS dentists....but it was free so i can't complane to much.
hope you have better luck soon and enjoy lily allen, only found out the other day she is keith allen baber.
take care
beatnik:
hey, sorry i missed out on all the fun on thursday.... things are getting SO crazy at work it completely blew my mind. I'll be there next time, promise!!
And you do look amazing!