This is what happens when you leave your child with me!
Obviously this baby isn't offended by racial stereotypes. His mom should be able to figure out who taught him how to do this since I always do it to her when I'm drunk styles.
I always said: "Babies are gross" and they still totally are. But now I... Read More
hmmm, do you look in the mirror sometimes and think...
Maybe time you started to think opposite and be opposite and by this I mean, next time you do what you normally do, do the opposite whether it be a negative to positive action/thought or not. Then, get outside, get naked with a tall, tepid glass of water listen to some Roy Ayers or perhaps. Spin in a circle ten times counter clockwise and laugh at the ground. Then, eat some Jamaican Patties, no not that cheap, factory produced kind but the kind made by hand in a good West Indian restaurant or bakery.
Watch Top Secret and revel in your ability to pass gas out of either ends of your body.
Let me know how that works out.
Hugs and Kisses pretty lady!
Phant0mas.
PS your ass in them Spongebob pants is my June desktop image.
my grandpa and my dad took us camping all over BC and taught us how to survive in the bush and make bug cakes. rad.
I've always wanted to check out northern Ontario though. looks fuggin cool!