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*ahem*



In my experienced opinion, The Onion is some real funny business.
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[deleted. not even sure how this shows up as being from Monday. I was fixing car troubles until about 10 AM, arrived home at noon.]
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Language may be so easily misunderstood surreal
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Morning, it is. ARRR!!!
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(an interpretive work)

Dear world,

I shot myself in the foot, yesterday. Gee that was fun. It wasn't even hard to hit. Then me and my friends played at running each other over, and filming it. Dink -- we call him Dink, 'cos he's the smart one -- he's doing the post-production work, on it. I don't know how he integrates grape jelly...
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gadget:
That horse really was something else.
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Burn the Incline*

Profundity! Iron maidens and hamster wheels! The flapping of leaves in a hollow wind! Discordia!

(I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.)

Today sucked, dear world. puke robot bok


* The title is in homage to an album by Ken Vandermark and the Vandermark 5
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What it were

Snow. Computer stuff. Beer. Rock. Rock'n rock. Rock you don't hear overplayed -- or ever -- on the FM, ok.

Stuff. Things. This and that. Lederhosen. Did I mention beer?

Schnitzel. Shwarzenwald Br:ot. and Jaegermeister.

I ran out of profundity, today, had to borrow some from the 'grinder.

EL SUICIDO LOCO EL SUICIDO LOCO EL SUICIDO LOCO
mad mad mad
skull skull skull