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Everyone read this. It just might concern you.

Seven things I want to do before I die:
1) Travel the world
2) Perform in front of an audience of at least 2500
3) Get a record deal
4) Write a screenplay
5) Have sex for 24 hours straight
6) Find a woman worth marrying
7) Give George W. Bush a stink palm

Seven things I...
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Yesterday I was at Slo's house, and Rodebaugh and Billy were over there. There was something on the News about those crazy religious fucks who like to protest soldiers funerals. You know the ones. The ones with the brightly colored signs with such faith-inspiring phrases like, "Thank God for Sept. 11," or "Don't Worship the Dead," and who could forget, "God Hates Fags." I was...
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I have been unemployed since mid-November. And now today, I have a job interview at 2 and training for another job at 5. Weird.

Hope I get this job. It's warehouse work, so I know I'm qualified. And my buddy Rob works there, and I have twice as much experience as him. So, now the only problem is, do they piss test. Hope not. Synthetic...
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Yesterday, I went to the itty-bitty-shitty-titty bar yesterday. Rob and Sam almost got into a fight with a stripper. Rob's a trip.

We went to Denny's afterwards. They just put this smoking ban into effect today, so they were already tellin us we couldn't smoke. But we started the protest. Fuck those bastards and their anti-smoker legislation. We got about half a dozen people to...
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I gotta rental car.

It's much nicer than my real car.

I wish I could keep it.

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Hey, yay, hooray, I gotta job interview today. Joygasm. Fuck me, I really need a job. If I can't get a job soon, I won't be able to pay my bills, then I'll be shit outta luck, and have to move back in with my parents.

I went over to my buddy Freakshow's yesterday. We watched this independent flick callled Thumbsucker. It was a very...
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I have 666 comments. Thats fuckin awesome.

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"I can make mountains get up and move out my way, hear that paradise has offered me a place to stay, I don't waste a day, I don't stall for nothin, I'm tha karma millionaire, always happy bout somethin. I say live out your days, cuz you ain't gettin shit back, bitchin round me, will only get you your lips smacked, Karma over any, drug...
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