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Once, long ago
I had a dream
A dream of you and I
And now that dream is dead for me

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1. what time do i get up? Usually 9:30 a.m.
2. gold or diamonds? It rains diamonds
3. what was the last film you saw at the cinema? Grandmas Boy it was funnier than I expected
4. favorite tv shows? Lost & NCIS
5. what do you have for breakfast? Pop Tarts, Brown Sugar & Cinnamon
6. who would you hate to stuck in a...
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Greetings y'all. What's new with you?

After only two days at work, I've already met a guy who's in the KKK, a dude who used to be in a mental institution (hey, me too!), and had a skeezer totally throw herself at me. It was bad. This chick had a butter face with summer teeth. Talk about a bad combo. And it's not like I...
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Orientation is boring. Very boring. I start officially Sunday. Then I can actually do some work. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

O yea, Happy St. Pat's Day. Hope you're wearin' green.

Goin out tonight. Celebratin 4 birthdays, I think, as well as St. Pat's. I give it 20-1 odds that I wind up being designated driver. I don't care. I don't have any money anyway. Supposed to go to...
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If you could have a conversation with any 3 people from any point in history, who would it be?

I GOT A FUCKIN JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Went out this weekend for an old coworkers bday. Had a pretty good time, cept I didn't get to play any pool. Stale. We ended up goin to the itty-bitty-shitty-titty bar, God only knows why we continue to go there. It's stale and they make it a fuckin hassle to get into their little hole-in-the-wall. You know how to tell it's such a classy place?...
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Life is good.

It's Friday.

It's Lent.

I'm Catholic.

And I don't even believe in God.

Funny, ain't it?

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Quick update. I'd like everyone to give me an example of something unexpected. I mean REALLY unexpected. It doesn't have to be true, just something crazy unexpected, like a blizzard in the desert or a gorilla falling out of the sky.

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Has anyone seen those crazy fuckin Starburst commercials? First, they tried to appeal to stalkers. Then, cleptos. And now, antisocial schizophrenics. Who in the fuck is writing these commercials?

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I have a wisdom tooth coming in. It sucks so much ass, it's unbelievable. My jaw is fuckin killin me.

In other news, I'm gonna get a job.

If I can pass a piss test.



Shit.

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