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Toady's Quote:
"I admire the Pope. In his little Pope-mobile, behind his bulletproof Pope-glass. That's faith in action for ya, folks." - Bill Engvall

Sorry I havent posted in awhile kids, but this I just HAD to share with all the Star Wars geeks and People who laugh at AXE commercials.


Priceless

Today's Quote:
"This Game isn't fair" - My 6-yrold nephew

My wife threw me a "WII Party" on Sunday, where her brother and his family would come over and play WII all day. Three hours playing Smash Bros with a 5 and 6 year old. Oddly draining

Once those kids figure out their finer motor skills, they will be deadly at the Smash.

Thanks to...
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Today's Quote:
"Is this a costume party? This guy's got on a mask that looks just like my old face." - Briarios From Appleseed Ex Machina

An Excellent Anime by any standards. And John Woo knows how to work an action scene for all it's worth. beautiful!

My cat is a freak. He fell onto the window behind my headboard and couldn't get out. Havilah...
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Today's Quote:
"I've too many LEGS!" - Jeff Murdock (Coupling)

That's right, kids. DADDY'S BACK!!!!!

And I come bearing British comedy!
I give you.... JEFF and the Unflushable!

Today's Quote:
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No Evil shall escape my sight,
Let those who worship Evil's might,
beware my power, GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!" - Green Lantern Oath


Of all the comic heroes, GL is my fave.

I miss my wife, she's doing "Give the Gift of Sight" in Hollywood, CA, giving little kids free eye exams. She'll be back on Saturday. I...
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Today's Quote:
"You don't think - not MOANING MYRTLE!?" - Harry Potter

Yes kids, I'm reading Harry Potter. Havilah got me started and I'm getting a kick out of the stories. I'm done with "Chamber of Secrets" and as soon as I can I'll get my hands on Prisoner of Azkaban.

I got a job at an Engineering Firm making touch screens for various tech...
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Today's Quote:
"Gryffindor!" - The Sorting Hat

Hey Kids!! Daddy's Back! and he got hitched!

Yes I married Havilah, and I cannot be happier. Now I just need to get work. I've applied all over the place In Phoenix. Only a matter of time now. I got good prospects, so I'm not worried. How all you kids doing?

And as a nice touch. I...
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"Why are you slapping a monkey?" - Robin Williams in One Night at the Museum

Buried my friend today. Good Service. Made everyone feel good. Funeral home did a good job making my boy presentable. Im glad that's the image of him the family got to see.

Me and him bought this house together. So I guess i own it all now. Ironic, since we...
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My roommate hung himself. I just found him. mother FUCK!

*update* cops just left. Now to deal with all this

Today's quote:
"Resistence is never futile" - Admiral Kathrine Janeway

It's official, kids. Im getting hitched!!

Check out Havilah's profile to see the rock I planted on her

We went to Vegas. Cool place to hang for a few days. We stayed at Hooter's. Beds are firm

I'm training my girl to be a gamer geek.. She LOVES Mario Kart Sadly, as luck would...
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Today's Quote:
"Meet me outside, in the shadow of leaves" - Samurai Jack

damn... its been way too long since i thought about that show.

In my never-ending quest to find work, I head north to visit my mother and attain my orginal Birth Certificate to prove I am a citizen of this "country" (might end up a kingdom before too long). I lost my...
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"Keep your pantyhose on." - Ed Harris in The Abyss

You ever wake up and instantly your day turns to crap? I was awaken to the sound of my roommate telling me that my car just got broke into, window smashed and my radio jacked. I throw the covers over my head cause is did NOT want to deal with that. Lasted for about 20...
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