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I went to teh store to purchase a hogshead of mead and the shopkeep told me they didn;t have none. Poop. I'm sorry but how the hell is a War Machine like myslef supposed to lay siege with only wite zinfandel in his system?

I playeded the new Warcraft expansion. It made me sad because you had to kill vikings, and that's not nice because vikings are an endangered natural resource. Just like copper, or oil, or bald eagles. So I just let them kill me. Because I don't want to live in a world with no vikings.

You now whuts awsum? ELFS