Yappy Hew Near!
Im pretty fucking loopy right now....too much to drink.....gosh am I a lightweight.....I can't handle my licker...err...I mean liquor. 
Merry Xmas to me, Merry Xmas to me, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
The wicked Gargamel originally created Smurfette to stir up trouble in the village. But Papa Smurfs magic turned into the charming little Smurf that everyone adores.
london:
I LOVE SMURFS!!!!!!!!!!
indie:
That Smurfet is a lil slut you know that she wants to bang all the smurfs
I look way too happy in my profile photo....I look like one of those guys tanked up on cheap midwest beer from that Iron Maiden parking lot video.
I burned the top of my mouth today after eating a speghetti I reheated in a microwave...friggin hurts like hell