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Your idiotic human ideals are laughable!

-God a.k.a. Bender


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Who do I have to sleep with to get a decent orgasm around here?




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trills:
Your hand? Expect little and you'll be pleasently surprised I find.
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I get to go to Strong Beach (Long Beach) for a week....should be interesting...
annalee:
the beach, thanks for the plus 5!
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Just watched Batman Begins....


Definitely would go gay for Christian Bale.






Even if My life DIDN'T Depend on it.


eeek biggrin tongue
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I cast a pox on my car...cuz the asshole had the nerve to die on me in another state....


A POX I SAYS!

ARRR!!!
moya:
Oh gosh! That had to be terrible! My car dies twenty miles out of town, I suppose that's fortunate compared to another state. eeek though.

Want to know a secret that's not really a secret? There have been pictures of me in a bra since January 22nd. tongue JACKPOT! Not really, but hey, it's more of a single good thing, right? biggrin

And uh, the orgy thing is here but let me tell you now, the chick does NOT look like Leeloo at all and the men..well, there are four. You sure you want to see four cocks? tongue
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capt_sparrow:
beer and sg thats my secret wink i was goin to go golfing but im having second thoughts tongue
gogo:
ahahah no i don't need to steal my sould to satan biggrin