marshieparshie

anyone want to spend a day in San Francisco this summer?? i might need to make a trip for a student visa.

national health care in italy costs $50; we're doing such a great job over here in the states

i'm sure everyone has wanted to go back in time and fix their mistakes at some point. i think if i could, i'd go back to that time when i came out of my mother. i feel like my whole life has been a waste of time. i wish that guy from that one twilight zone would show up at my door. how could i...
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sex:
the little testosterone devils are yelling "STICK IT IN!" so i stick it in. Move it around for a while. It explodes. I never feel the pleasure the little devils tell me I'll feel. Then they tell me to do it again....

i called her. maybe sometime this weekend??

so i was reading a newsletter at work today. the topic was reverse osmosis and nano-filtration. when i get to the back of it, there's a picture of a golf course. i thought to myself "that kind of looks like where i used to work...that looks a lot like where i used to work....holy shit, that's where i...
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so i show up to work today totally dressed for seduction only to find out the woman i wanted to entice wasn't there today. i guess she took the day off for her birthday. it was ironic that she was gone today because tonight i had a third option make itself apparent. now i'm even more confused about what to do. i had a class...
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would it be wrong for me to mess around with a 40 year old woman that i work with? don't let her age deceive you, she is fucking hot and looks 25! she's asian and has a european last name, but i didn't see a ring on her finger.... it's her birthday soon, and i've got a present she can open, but should i give...
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goddamn women and their beautiful fucking boobies. why can't i just be gay?

What a fucking night.

The Subhumans were at the Colonial Theatre tonight, and i haven't cashed my last paycheck yet. I thought a checkbook and a credit card would be enough to get me in, but no. I asked around trying to find someone with enough money for a ticket so i could write him a check, but people are po'. I set off for...
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This weekend wasn't long enough, and i should be asleep already. Friday night i went to a 21st birthday party at Outback Steakhouse, and i ate an entire bloomin' onion. My stomach wasn't happy about that, but it's good to know i can still do stuff like that. Afterwards, my friend and i wandered around to different parties because there were about 10 going on....
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Yesterday i go into work and try to turn on my computer. It won't boot. I knew what was wrong with it and could have fixed it in 15 minutes, but i knew IT would get pissy, so i let them know. A guy came over and tried to fix it, but when he started, the power went out and stayed out for two hours....
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I'm going to sleep, wake me up when it's time to die.

Listening to Neil Young and the Murder City Devils at the same time; quite a contrast there.... I started feeling sick today, then i started to feel better, then i started feeling sick again. Tomorrow morning i'm going to find out how sick i'm going to be.... I saw He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not today. You people definitely need to see this movie,...
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