Just because I watch the Coronation Street omnibus every sunday does not make me a pathetic housewife (husband?). Emma Edmondson makes it awwwwwwright. But
And I'm out of beer, but I can't afford more. And the cover version of "Picture This" on the Permanent TSB ad is really beginning to annoy me, cause it's really fucking shit and the original is really fucking good.
Am...
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And I'm out of beer, but I can't afford more. And the cover version of "Picture This" on the Permanent TSB ad is really beginning to annoy me, cause it's really fucking shit and the original is really fucking good.
Am...
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Holy shit, I'm going to Sydney soon!
Stop - panic time. Oohhhhh oh ohhhohohoohhhh. Break it down.
FUCK!
Stop - panic time. Oohhhhh oh ohhhohohoohhhh. Break it down.
FUCK!
Seriously, I swear to God, if I find the people who are out there mis-using the ellipses, I'm going to stab them in the face with a hairbrush.
To recap - Misusing ellipses, in the face, with a hairbrush. It's like Cluedo. Except someone's enojying it.
To recap - Misusing ellipses, in the face, with a hairbrush. It's like Cluedo. Except someone's enojying it.
Went ahead and dug up an old poem of mine, dusted it off, and tweaked the metre a little. Be brutal. 
The Fuddle-Beast
The moon was a sliver
Of bounteous silver
The night that the fuddle-beast died
The stars they did shimmer
With their tranquil glimmer
And left him with no place to hide
He ran past the clam tree
And crawled through the fuzz-weeds...
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The Fuddle-Beast
The moon was a sliver
Of bounteous silver
The night that the fuddle-beast died
The stars they did shimmer
With their tranquil glimmer
And left him with no place to hide
He ran past the clam tree
And crawled through the fuzz-weeds...
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Thank fuck, that's the exams over.
For now, anyway. Bailed out of philosophy this morning as soon as possible, having spent only 15 minutes writing anything. When you study (just a little bit, mind) for subjects, and are asked questions on specific people you've never heard of in your life, it's time to cry. And cry I did, like a little girl in a confession...
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For now, anyway. Bailed out of philosophy this morning as soon as possible, having spent only 15 minutes writing anything. When you study (just a little bit, mind) for subjects, and are asked questions on specific people you've never heard of in your life, it's time to cry. And cry I did, like a little girl in a confession...
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Oh good God. Exams are not going well. How am I supposed to write about the problems of self identity posed by "The Passenger" if I haven't even seen it? Uni is scary fucking biscuits sometimes, it really is.
Ladytron was fucking awesome. Dublin's fucking huge. And smackhead hobos are surprisingly helpful. Definately going to catch them again each and every chance I get, best gig ever.
Setlist went like this -
Black Cat
Ghosts
Runaway
High Rise
Seventeen
Blue Jeans
Season of Illusions
I'm Not Scared
True Maths
Soft Power
Playgirl
International Dateline
Fighting In Built Up Areas
Deep Blue
Discotrax
Encores-
Kletva...
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Setlist went like this -
Black Cat
Ghosts
Runaway
High Rise
Seventeen
Blue Jeans
Season of Illusions
I'm Not Scared
True Maths
Soft Power
Playgirl
International Dateline
Fighting In Built Up Areas
Deep Blue
Discotrax
Encores-
Kletva...
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God damn, I hate my job. Really do. And if one more person ever asks me to go up a fucking ladder, I'm gouging eyes.
Sleep is good though. And Hannah makes everything all better.
Sleep is good though. And Hannah makes everything all better.
I make awesome soup. Seriously, I made a batch yesterday (I think it was yesterday...), ate it all, and promptly fell the fuck asleep for about 18 hours. I mean, I like my naps, but Jesus Christ, that's something. Probably gonna start a batch of polenta soon, see what I can do with that. Yum yum yummy.
manhattanproject:
UPDATE: Polenta went awesome. Even if I did make it at half past midnight with little to no sleep, I even managed to knock up some tomato sauce to go with it. I just keep getting more and more awesome.
manhattanproject:
Well, it's... it's a bunch of useless photos
Ladytron! Ladytron Ladytron Ladytron! The 16th just can't come any faster, man. The show is just going to be several types of amazing.Probably going to bop down pretty early, canvass the swankier pubs for a post-gig booze-up, and head in early so I can muscle my way to the front that bit easier. But seriously, I'm going to be in the same room as Helen...
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