HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get
one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The
farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?...
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A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get
one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The
farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?...
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i dont know how to post pics on here anymore FUCK IT!
aaronsrod:
Hey there, just thought I would drop by and say hi and see what you have been up to.
I don't get on this site much anymore, although there are still some people here I care about.
Just so happens you're one of them.
cheers
Phil
I don't get on this site much anymore, although there are still some people here I care about.
Just so happens you're one of them.
cheers
Phil
helly:
Pardon the generic message, please vote for the new owner of SGAU! Thanks 
HAPPY FUCKEN VALENTINES!
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F or all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
tastycorpse666:
That is hilarious. I am going to share that thought with my mother, she will laugh as well.
lelaina:
lol. you always come out with the goods.
"Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high".
sullenriot:
Im not too sure, I live in carlisle, i think its only a couple of hours by train
fancyd:
That's what I heard
WE SORTED OUR CRAP OUT AND WE HAVE DECIDED TO GET MARRIED ON OUR 20TH ANNIVERARY!!
IM HAPPY
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luella_deville:
I'm happy that you are happy! 
kirika:
Happy is a good thing to be
well this last year my world has fallen apart. ive wanted to die. the love of my life for the past 18 has done me wrong. i still love him deeply but im lost.
luella_deville:
Fuck, I'm so sorry.
Are you back in Brisbane?
Fuck, I'm so sorry.
Are you back in Brisbane?
sharlyn:
this is miss van, a french toulousian girl graffiti artsit. you should also check out fafi's work. it's pretty much the same thing, they are from the same city, and started almost together (but i think miss van was the precursor...). femi suicide has a tattoo of miss van's art too.
im going home to melbourne, looks like for quite some time.
phantasy:
Don't see you about much these days. Merry Christmas!
IM IN ITALY FUCKERS!!!!!!!!
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luella_deville:
Lucky duck! (oh christ, what am I, five years old? )
ANYWAY! How do they compare to the shite we get here? I wanna seeeee!
ANYWAY! How do they compare to the shite we get here? I wanna seeeee!
venla:
I actually have a pic of myself at the fountain, have to post it here one day
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clearbrightfire:
hahaha I was looking for you earlier actually and saw that it just took me to the main page so i figured you must have missed me desperately and left 
clearbrightfire:
haha yeah well I would definately but i would have to stowaway ...anyway, europe and not the uk,hmm hmmm hmm? that needs some explaining. You should come here for this
MONDAY 27TH AUGUST 2007
Turn up at Leicester Sq any time from 8am in the morning (yes, I know it's early, but it is the only time they'd allow us to do it). We'll have a sound system playing all the best zombie tunes from this time onwards...
Official photo call at 9.30am (we have a lot of photo agencies, press and TV coming down)
Head count for World Record at 9.45am,
Wander around the square from 9.45 until 10.45am
Zombie Diaries screening at 10.45am, and then pub following screening..
BE THERE, BE UN-DEAD
braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins
MONDAY 27TH AUGUST 2007
Turn up at Leicester Sq any time from 8am in the morning (yes, I know it's early, but it is the only time they'd allow us to do it). We'll have a sound system playing all the best zombie tunes from this time onwards...
Official photo call at 9.30am (we have a lot of photo agencies, press and TV coming down)
Head count for World Record at 9.45am,
Wander around the square from 9.45 until 10.45am
Zombie Diaries screening at 10.45am, and then pub following screening..
BE THERE, BE UN-DEAD
braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins
whats going on lovely, you're pretty quiet around here these days. still have pink hair??
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Because of all the pepper spray.
HOW THE HELL ARE YA?