malone

Things that make you feel better when you are vaguely miserable:

1. Q magazine

2. A bath

3. Oriental lillies from your best friend

4. Gin*

5. A dog

*this only makes you feel better until the next day. Then you feel worse. DON'T START BLAMING ME, I AM ONLY HERE FOR SHORT-TERM SOLUTIONS.

annis:

I like going back through old issues of Q Magazine and reading the captions under the pictures...some of them are fucking hilarious.

I love gin too, but gin doesn't love me.

Jul 21, 2006

xerxes:

unless you do that same stuff the next day also...gin...hmmmm

Jul 23, 2006

I am lucky enough at the moment to be on the tail end of a road trip...from the amusingly-named Dicky Beach, to Noosa, Surfers Paradise and now in the warm, encompassing bliss of Byron Bay.

If you don't know these places, look them up. Or better yet, go there - they are at once gaudy, appalling, breathtaking, tropical, cheesy as hell, and heaven. The best...
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For anyone else slightly gutted about the World Cup result (when did I start giving two parts of a flying fig about fucking soccer? When did I start getting up at 4 in the morning to shout at the television? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME), please enjoy The Zidane Game.

On the whole an entirely depressing experience. I am all for Italian men (AND...
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christina:

it was the mafia.
and italian men are hot, i agree.
il have to pm you about melb, plans are a changin again!
when is ur bloody set going up.

Jul 12, 2006

You Am I and The Drones play the Forum...warehouse parties in Brunswick...cocktails....bands at the EBC...

....and all I want to do is stay home with my best friend and my dog, watching Dig on DVD. Does this make me lame or ahead of my time? It has to be one or the other. x

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miamaze:

Who goes out on sat night anymore? You are so ahead of your time. I stayed home too

Jul 8, 2006

malone:

I knew I was onto something.

VIVA LA SLIPPER REVOLUTION.

Jul 9, 2006

Because it's nice to share...

Here's what I ate for dinner tonight.

Karen Martini(of Melbourne Wine Room and Mr Wolf fame)'s OSSO BUCO WITH FUSILLI PASTA.

What you will need:

5 cloves garlic
1/2 bunch oregano leaves, chopped
2 bay leaves
sea salt and freshly cracked black pepper
12 pieces veal osso buco
120ml extra virgin olive oil
100g pancetta, cut into strips
10 green...
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zoton:

droool !

Jul 4, 2006

Last night surrounded by coolsie handsomeness at the Midnight Juggernauts EP launch... my o my what a devastatingly attractive crowd of hipsters.

Not that I usually enjoy men who obviously take longer to get ready than I do - but in the case of passing the time with a little light leering I'll make an exception.

AND COP A LOAD OF THE FUCKING BAND THEMSELVES:...
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keith_soda:

Ahhhhhh Malone eh??? I am glad to see someone is using my name. haha

Yes, i am a Malone. hehe

Jul 2, 2006

keith_soda:

Hahaha thats great. I love that there is at least one "Keith Malone" in this world that is cute. Good Job hehehe

Jul 2, 2006

Oh, the beautiful agonising game...

Went into the city last night with 19,999 other people to watch the heartbreaking devastation of this. Would never really have considered myself the sporty type, but something about the flag-waving patriotism and thrill of the dream just swept me away.

I guess that's why it hurts so much today.

That and the fact I'm just not made for...
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rudvs2_melb:

i didnt see it i was working watching dvd's fun for me but heard about the loss allnight by wanker backpackers. ooh the joys of the job.

Jun 26, 2006

miamaze:

thanx..xxx

hey which party? you looked up my skirt?
tell me tell me?!?

Jun 27, 2006

Two incredibly disturbing videos on You Tube...

1. A pre-pubescent girl - I think she has Down's Sydnrome - is taught how to use sanitary napkins. WHY GOD WHY?

2. A general sex education video for what the host refers to as 'Trainables'.

I don't deny that people with disabilities are more than entitled to an active and healthy sex life. These videos...
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