Saturday Sep 06, 2003

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At the gym today, RODY RODDY PIPER struck up a conversation with me. I told him i had met him at the San Deigo Comic Con. He was filming the "Mullets". And told me I "Looked good, man."

Dreams really do come true.

Macawestruck
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jizzikah:
Stone Cold comes into my work all the time for breakfast. He orders like 12 or 16 egg whites, a bowl of grits, and other items, depending on his mood. We also get the Spurs players...actually since they won the championship, no one has been in...
disappearhere:
They Live was one of the bestest films ever.

Thursday Sep 04, 2003

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I am dogsitting two of the cutest dogs in the world. They are my nephews. I am a Lupine. And also apparently, INSANE. IBecause of this I have been watching movies a bit.

Equlibrim- Good Little film.

Phantasam- god aful crap

Chicagio- Good, But not as good as Moulon Rouge.

Spider- O.k. Nice slow build, but a bit dissapointing.

May- LOVED IT.

Pet Simetary- One...
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sethomatik:
You should have waited until the Rock dozed off somewhere, put his hand on your face, woke him and said, " You have beautiful hands."
I waas really dissapinted in Dwayne after watching that Documentary on the WWE where Jake the Snake smokes crack. Dwayne was a fucking dick, hurting other people badly, risking shit so he would look good. And after I gave him props for SNL and yes, even saw The Scorpion King the week it came out, and after laughing at the tone of the movie for the first ten minutes enjoyed the piss out of it.
Yeah, Bale is the only choice.
Homo.
Seth
ratgirl:
I loved pet semetary!~ so good and cheesy too!

Sunday Aug 31, 2003

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Please enter hateful remark directed at me below!

Thanks!


Macdasterdly
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lesa:
hey macasstard! why don't you go macfuckoff!? just throw your macballs off of a low bridge into a shallow river of cement, you macdick!!!

*smooch*
kiss
ratgirl:
you fucking suck dirty ass and you are a sissy for not liking my bites.

so take that.

Friday Aug 29, 2003

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Please leave flattering comment below.

Macfuckstick
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slightpressureok:
He's Steve McQueen, Bobby Darin and Paul Rubens all in one!
fej:
You give the best blow jobs...

Tuesday Aug 26, 2003

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Last night I drank alot of Bud Light. Hung out with some Vatoes and watched Iron Maiden.


Can life get any better? The awnser in case you were wondering is NO.


MacEd
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juxlii:
*plays sick air guitar riff*
unnecessaryz:
You just inspired me to bust out my old Kid Frost cd and break off some "La Raza." Because that's who it's for.

Friday Aug 22, 2003

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Yo-yo. Do you know what I am saying my dogs?


Macgangsta
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ratgirl:
word.
atomic_tiki:
word up g-funkness

true dat, true dat

Wednesday Aug 20, 2003

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Somehow I found out that we are writting poetry today...I think...So here's mine.

I fill the bottles full of salt, and I tell you Pa it's not my fault! I wasen't horsin round I swear, T'was not lookin yonder at ma's Deriere. Sometimes I know when I sets the table, I feel my manstick all ready and able, I stare over checked cloth and see,...
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seanbaby:
I wrote you a poem in the style of rap.

My name's Macbastard.
I rollerskate faster
than a jive cold turkey.
I dance hurkey jurkey
when I bust a fat rhyme
the bitches fall in line
and after that
I have sex with their vaginas!

spacepod:
disturbing, i like.

Tuesday Aug 12, 2003

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My Dad's brother Jim passed away last night due to complications from cancer. My Mothers youngest sister is losing the battle to this enemey as well. Boy what a sad state of affairs.

On a lighter note, well for me anyway, I think I might be going to egypt in November....mabye.

And today, I write. write. write. write. And go to the gym gym gym....
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radiobastet:
frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown

But Egypt, the gym and writing are good.

smile
clara:
Egypt?

Wednesday Aug 06, 2003

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Tired. I wonder if I have mono. Or the gods gave me a sleep cycle of a hibernating bear. If I am not asleep, or on a stimulant, I am tired. I am getting a little sick of it.


Bleep bloop robot

hazzah

Mazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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slightpressureok:
Take an entire bottle of Xenedrine! You'll blow up good!
le:
DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERO
YOU'RE EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD BE
I CAN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE

puke

Thursday Jul 31, 2003

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Just to let you all know, I am now ruler of the known universe. It was sorta one of those things where I was on my way to the bank and this funny old man appeared in the seat next to me and hes all "Hello Mac." And Im like "Oh shit, your Gregiknok Leichenstiene, supreame intergalactic emporor of the known universe!" and Hes like...
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kimmi:
I miss you!! Call me as soon as you can so we can hang out. I was going to work today but I don't think I will since I have the Bar Sinister thing to do! So call me...CALL ME!
slightpressureok:
*sigh* We never taaawk anymore, Harold.

frown

Tuesday Jul 29, 2003

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O.K. I think I am dying. My throat is still swollen, and I sleep every chance I get. Aloaha life, parting is such sweet sorrow. Clickety-clackety goes the keys in threes! And Miimsy were the Boardgrooves...



Macmad
clara:
kiss + bok soup = machealtyagain

kiss
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