macbastard

I don't think it qualifies as a booty call if it's not made during that critical point at the end of the night when you know booty is not an option unless you make that call. The only exception to this rule is if you're talking into a booty shaped phone.

I would ask you to be my friend, but that would mess up the nice even rows in my list. Maybe if somebody gets the zot I'll contact you.

you elitist bastard.

Oh wait, I'm on your friends list...

Yay for elitism!

hell, I feel so privileged!

nevermind, i said something which turned out to be nothing

[Edited on Nov 21, 2003 11:56PM]

Jenna

oh my dear old sg pal mac--

i am going the way of our beloved and not-forgotten brethren redskull. do not mourn me, though....go on ahead without me and be strong.

dammit.

much love to you, macscott.

I got the lithium batteries. We'll see how they work.

I didn't get laid

I did, however, have my vagina groped on numerous occasions, and my ass cheeks pinched repeatedly. Does that count?

Indiana Jones! Oh great now I'm gonna have to go buy that series.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be Indiana Jones when I grew up.

And yeah, yay for bathing.

Judging by your profile pic your spirit animal has caught you, not the other way 'round.

There's only two words to describe the journey you're about to embark on: Vision Quest.

mac, I'm so glad you got some good wee-woo-hee-haw! it's just so important to get some good wee-woo-hee-haw every now and then...

yay for wee-woo-hee-haw!

I could swear I left a comment in here a day or two ago.

*ponders*

*gives up*

hmm, wish I were getting laid tonight.

Mac, I though if anyone would appreciate this, you would. My friend is having a bad taste party, and my roomates and I were trying to figure out our costumes for it, and we decided the best idea ever was to go in black face as a minstrel show, carrying watermelons and calling everybody "massuh" because really, does it get more bad taste than that? Unfortunately, I don't think everyone would appreciate the subtle humor, and I'm pretty sure we'd get our asses kicked. But man, that would be funny.

In honor of your new governor, you should dedicate the occasion to Arnold one liners. Some suggestions include:

- Get down!
- If it bleeds, we can kill it.
- Let off some steam, Bennett.
- He had to split.
- Fuck you, asshole

Chicks get into that shit, for real.