macbastard

I will bite your arm off for you- I don't know if this qualifies as love... but I'm sure it will taste good! mmmmm meat

holy crap

i missed your birthday. you are still younger than i, little whipper schnapper. when i upgrade my cane to a walker i'll give you the hand me down.

happy belated birthday holmes. I'm with out a computer at home til I get the new one. So I lag

We should hook up. I've done a bit of pitching cartoons myself. I'd love to see your pitch....no, I don't mean it that way

maccongrats! you're rad. and your life already had purpose - to make me laugh. (at your jokes, not at your life)
sandy misses you too. you should come down there with me sometime. i go all the time (i love being unemployed).

[Edited on Mar 01, 2004 6:11PM]

you crack me the fuck up!

why don't I ever see you anymore?

I don't like the sound of that.

Mac:
you write about it too too well, stop using big words and get out of the blue funk. You sorta' like the way it feels don't yuh? Whut I mean is, it sounds like a state of mind you understand. You gotta find out what keeps You there, and throttle it. Break out and have some bloody fun! Hey, come out with Me and Jenni tonight to a rockabilly show On Riverside next to the 5....email me if you wanna....

i say things like that out loud, all the time.
with the dear whomever, love natalie.
that plague thing was pretty wicked, wasn't it?

you still got cooties tho',right?

i had a dream last night but i'm fucked if i can remember it now. i used to have lots of dreams, dreams that could be remembered, dreams that were almost on a lucid tip though i'd always wake up as i took control. then i took up smoking grass and the dreams still happen i think but they are that deep that come wake up time they can't be dug up. a bit like zombies in that they dig themselves up rather than get dug up by the living...

Happy VD.

that pic certainly illustrates your point. (hmm...pun not intended, but likely an unfortunate result of my still half-asleep brain). i've never been flattered by a cartoon before. dat is one hott piece of crayon. tho i don't think we're quite anatomically proportional.

'monster' fucked with my head too. it was a trip cuz i didn't know anything about the movie (haven't watched tv in months, so i'm a little out of it). and a friend of mine lent me copies of several of the academy award nominated movies. (ya know, cuz dat's da way we do it in la la land ). so, i was completely caught off guard by that one. and then it became even more poignant (and disturbing) at the end when i found out it was a true story. had no idea. i hope you're feeling better today. i saw it a few weeks ago, and there are still a few unsettling images haunting me. but maybe that's not a bad thing.

you actually almost sound like you know what you are talking about regarding TCM. impressive feigned obligatory interest. (i know how you like that phrase and all). though you're quite brave (and maybe a couple other things) to offer to liquor up someone you want to stick needles in you. maybe i'll just stick with the pants-wetting acupressure to begin with.

and you are not a hobbit. (lowly worm maybe. but in a good way.)

plenty of your beloved emoticons throughout this post - cuz i kant rite.

[Edited on Feb 09, 2004 11:15AM]

You poor, poor bastard. Focus on all the new people you met this weekend and how great that was,,,it's been workin' for me

i think your spelling is in fact very cute. it reminds me of my cousin. she's 4.

had a great time chatting with you last night as well. i really did - not just a feigned obligatory reciprocation.

i think evil powers tend to be under-rated. however, when it comes to masssage, i'll concede that it's better to not destroy your victim...i mean, patient. (note my "into" section). it is disappointing that you're already privy to the pants-wetting trick. i assume, you learned the hard (and wet) way.

I believe the correct response is "No thank you, Mr. Jackson....that would lead to a bad touch"