Sunday Jun 09, 2002

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So today I decided to go running because Im fat. (Not really, but this helps me get up and get going and frikkin do cardio that I hate so much.)

Now gentle reader, I have not run for many years...Like 10 or so. And its funny...I think my legs have stopped working. Tommorow, I put the tap shoes back on and attempt to take a...
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monovox:
So I had a hell of a time finding the friggin bridge. Had to wade through mud up to my junk. This fuckin badger started looking at me like love was in the air and started humping my leg like it was time for the spring rut. I get to the bridge and no Macbastard! Blowin smoke up my arse? or is this why you are workin on the runnin wink ?

perhaps another day my friend...

Saturday Jun 08, 2002

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Today i am going house hunting with friends and pretend that I can afford one too...Forest Gumps mom said "Life is like a box of chocolates..." And she was right. But I wanna know which asshole at the factory keeps filling my chocolates with razorblades and bird shit?


Macthecounquer
entropy:
It's me... and those aren't razor blades; they're dirty smack needles... and that's not bird shit; it's jizz.... I love the dumpster behind the free clinic.
chiquita:
bird shit filled chocolates are all the rage in paris, so quit bitching. you are so chic.

Friday Jun 07, 2002

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If I could be anyone from anytime...I would be a pirate. Godamn pirates RULE.
marla:
yeah they do. Yaargh! Shiver me timbers! *sigh* they have the best lines.
monovox:
Ya know who makes a great pirate...? Voltaire! shibber MY timbers! She says good things about you smile Lucky MacBastard.

Thursday Jun 06, 2002

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Today Mary reappeared on SG. In all seriousness, She could be the Bettie page for this millinium. And make tons of money. Move to LA, and I swear she could make a million.

I spent today planning to go out and kick ass and take names in the profession of my choosing...Instead I kicked ass and took names on my computer playing games. Not as...
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Wednesday Jun 05, 2002

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I once again won the battle aginst the deamons this morning. You see I choose not to kill myself today. Which is good...cause I wanted to watch Vanilla Sky...And let me tell you folks...Thats not an easy thing to do if your dead.
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macbastard:
Now I want to kill myself for WATCHING Vannila Sky....Decisions decisions...
london:
Well now Im tryin to gits all edumucated n stuff. That baby makin part is always the funnest...

Tuesday Jun 04, 2002

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Today Im goning to go looking for a house with my friends...And wish that I was in a position to buy one. Forest Gump's mom once said "life is like a box of chocolates"...And you know what she was right. But I wanna know which asshole at the chocolate factory always fills my chocolated with razor blades and bird shit?

Mactheconquor
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london:
Like your profile- its funny
a548456:
Nice pic, Mac...
Didn't you see the Don't Feed sign around the enclosure, hehehe smile

Tuesday Jun 04, 2002

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Well today I started the rest of my life...again.
lesa:
Macrules smile
missy:
i want a mac picture. and to be macs friend. and for mac to create world peace.

xoxo
demanding missy