Just saw minority report, It was o.k. But blade runner is still better. I feel sort of like a machine myself right now. Eating , sleeping, working...But not really living. Sometimes when my battries run down, I think about just letting them go compleatley and not recharging them...letting myself slip into the place that is ...
Today is all about rock and roll. Tonight is all about going to dance class. Where the hot hot dancers are. Hopefully they will see me shaking my ass and say "Wow, I would love to take you and your ass out on a date" And I'll be all cool and stuff when I say.."You bet girlie girl. You just booked yourself on a date...
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al:
My ugly what? *giggles*
So anyway, they made me soft and fleshy so people wouldn't suspect that I'm really a spy. And also because it makes for a comforting hug.
And "counter whore" is what they call the people that stand at the counter and point at stuff and say prices where I work.
Um, are you sure you want to spell destiny like that?
So anyway, they made me soft and fleshy so people wouldn't suspect that I'm really a spy. And also because it makes for a comforting hug.
And "counter whore" is what they call the people that stand at the counter and point at stuff and say prices where I work.
Um, are you sure you want to spell destiny like that?
Sometimes I think I know whats going on....Most of those times...Im totally fucking wrong. I keep trying to figure out how I can ajust the thought patterns or descision making process to make things happen more like I wish....Even when im fully prepared and on top of the situation it gets fucked up. Someones loaded the dice...Time to get the gun and call em' a...
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al:
I was created soft and fleshy for other purposes.
chiquita:
i heard macbastards voice, fellow sg-sters, and you wouldn't believe it...very different than what you'd expect. or at least than what i'd expected. so hollywood, though!
what a fucking cool guy. i think i'll send him a cheezy postcard...
what a fucking cool guy. i think i'll send him a cheezy postcard...
Today I worked, I sweated, I pushed, I strained. And I fiannially got out of bed and then I worked, I sweated, I pushed, I strained at work. Its good to sit. I hope "she" calls.....
Macbeath
Macbeath
al:
Well, even if you didn't recognize my tattoo, you still are ruling... because, weren't you the one who figured out that I'm a robot?
claudia:
Hi. Is that frozen meat I see? Heehee, you're just my type.
Hickory dickory doc...Man Im really hungry. And good christ I love crappy poetry.
Macfrost
Macfrost
al:
I can't BELIEVE you recognized my tattoo! You're fucking rad.
And you're right, I am a robot.
And you're right, I am a robot.
I am back...My Mom is better...Funny, the Doctors and Nurses really seemed a tad less smart than I would have figured them to be. I figured things out without any medical training and just common sense...that scares me. Thank you to everyone who expressed sympathy. I think, now on my to do list is to go to medical school.....
Macback
Macback
zanarki:
I'm glad that sacrificing all of those beers to make your mom better helped! But.... damn I feel like shit now. Make sure she is taking care of herself... if she gets sick again I'll have to get a liver transplant :-)
chiquita:
uhhh....i'm so sure, as if it wasn't totally like the 2 young republicans and several chickens that i sacrificed that saved the day. what-ever.
but really, yay for macmoms!
but really, yay for macmoms!
Today is fathers day...So I called my Dad and found out that my Mom was admitted to the hosptioal last night for a possible blood clot in her leg, which could kill her, and the lack of oxygen that her lungs were able to pull in....Happy Fathers day Dad. And you know what? Life suddenly isn't so funny anymore...
Macsad
Macsad
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a548456:
Really sorry to hear that. I hope things work out okay.
nic:
God, I'm really sorry to hear that.
Best wishes. I hope she gets well soon.
:-)
Best wishes. I hope she gets well soon.
:-)
I don't like the term.."More fun than a barrel of monkeys" Because goodammit, to tell the truth, I have never found ANYTHING on gods great green earth that would be more fun than the little red barrel, containing 20 red monkeys with wavy arms that you could link together. Of course, I have to wear an adult diper too so take from that what you...
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aster:
ANYTHING? what about a super big barrel containing two dozen suicidegirls dressed in monkey outfits linking arms with you and forcing you to eat banana milkshakes and cooing, "who's my little monkey?...bad monkey!!!!"
joyrider:
sea monkeys are more fun. plus you could link them together with scotch tape.
Today I worked...I lifted heavey bags...Tommorow they r goina give me that operashun so I be smart lik that dum mose algrnon! Then i well beet him in the maz gam!
Maccharlie
Maccharlie
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zanarki:
C'mon mac... my bag isn't THAT heavy! I know you were sweat'n and all... but I thought that was due to.... well... other stuff ;-) I certainly wouldn't call it work! hehe
london:
Why must you be so damn cute and funny at the same time SHEEESHHH!!! How much do expect a girl to take?! :o)
They found a new planet in another solar system, that for the first time resembles in size, content and eliptical orbit as our own Jupiter. That means, conditions might be right for a "earth type" planet in the same system. They also manufactured a transistor out of MOLICULES. Thereby sppeding up the oncoming train of Nanotechnology...Motherfucker, what a great time to be alive.
Machawking
Machawking
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entropy:
So who are "they?"
chiquita:
awww...look, a hollywood hookup. right here.
next thing you know our good pal mac will be cast on a "ground-breaking" new show on the WB about a bunch of supernatural teenagers. he'll play the quiet, reflective one. american teen pop culture will embrace it wholly.
then we'll see our beloved fellow poster on the cover of people magazine with winona ryder. soon after, we'll see a news story about macbastard gettin sued for paternity issues over madonna's 5th child. and then, the steroids and banana cream pies become too much for this charismatic superstar....
tonight...on E's true hollywood story...
next thing you know our good pal mac will be cast on a "ground-breaking" new show on the WB about a bunch of supernatural teenagers. he'll play the quiet, reflective one. american teen pop culture will embrace it wholly.
then we'll see our beloved fellow poster on the cover of people magazine with winona ryder. soon after, we'll see a news story about macbastard gettin sued for paternity issues over madonna's 5th child. and then, the steroids and banana cream pies become too much for this charismatic superstar....
tonight...on E's true hollywood story...
Im not dateing another nutjob girl ever again.....until I date the next one.
Macpissy
Macpissy
zanarki:
FINE!!!
*Kicks MacBastard shrine over*
*Kicks MacBastard shrine over*
redskull:
Next time, do your best to out-nutjob the nutjob. Show her who wears the frillyfancypants around the house.
Today I tap danced...Now my legs hurt...My shoes werre too small and I sucked...But at least I can still have kids...Oh wait...fuckin radiation...
Macballess
Macballess