Happieness is talking to your favriote Suicide Girl for an hour on the phone. Here is a list of the things I would do if I had a whole day with Voltaire.
1. Make her cook for me. (I would ask nicley, seeing as how in a fight...Im not so sure I would win)
2. Take a dance class.
3. Let her school my ass...
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1. Make her cook for me. (I would ask nicley, seeing as how in a fight...Im not so sure I would win)
2. Take a dance class.
3. Let her school my ass...
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batattak:
heh heh...the piano key dance. Too cool!
slightpressureok:
Hmmph. I have *never* done minor dermatoligic procedures while drunk. Maybe a c-section or two, but no skin work.
I remember when I used to have somthing to say on every board post...Now, I have a hard time trying to even say anything in just my journal. Soon I will be forgotten..Alais!!!
Macdustinthewind
Macdustinthewind
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fej:
Forgotten, but not gone...
macfukinwithya
macfukinwithya
slightpressureok:
Don't worry. In 2010 they'll plug all your boards back in and you'll be consumed in a fireball as Jupiter becomes a new sun!
Wow, Im totally high on caffiene, ephedrine and post workout pump right now! I love EVERYBODY! (Note: I do not REALLY love the men, lest you get your hopes up guys...Sorry)
Ummmmm...letsee......I was kicked in the nuts by a marketing exec today. Figuritivly. I was told I could prepare a voice and call it in today at 10am...Oh but no they found thier guy already....Thanks...
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Ummmmm...letsee......I was kicked in the nuts by a marketing exec today. Figuritivly. I was told I could prepare a voice and call it in today at 10am...Oh but no they found thier guy already....Thanks...
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inkedgirl:
I had to add you to my fantasy file after seeing your ass. We might very be having sex tonight... you never can tell.
slightpressureok:
Geez, Mac. You sound like HAL9000 did while Dave was pulling his circuit boards. Did you get your medication refilled this month?
Today I went down to Venice and Santa Monica to shoot some pics in my kilt...Funny pics, so I can beetter market myself. I almost got killed...The people of Venice (Not all but some) don't react pituricaly well to a man in a "Skirt" And nither do a large contingient of African American Basketball players when I asked them for a "Funny picture." I did...
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jessica:
I saw a bachelor in a strip club one time (and don't ask why I was in a strip club one time), and underneath his kilt he had on a tuxedo g-string and proceeded to do a little jig. Most people don't wear undies underneath...did you? Now THAT coulda made a funny picture! 
And thanks for supporting me on the fatass joke. I guess that dude's never seen Bambi or something.
And thanks for supporting me on the fatass joke. I guess that dude's never seen Bambi or something.
voltaire:
The rollerskating dude Is hella famous. How are you dear? I saw Stephen Perkins from Jane's Addiction on melrose last Sunday. That dude looks hella normal in real life. Kinda like me....Call me some time after 9pm I used all my day minutes....
-volt
-volt
Shhot a dumb student film until 5 this morning and I just woke up.....So I get to go to the gym, come home and take a shower, albeit a sexy manly shower, and go right back to sleep so I can go to work at 4:30am tommorow! Who wants to party?! Waaaahooooo!
Macelebratory
Macelebratory
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chiquita:
yeah, mac wishes there was a girl in the shower with him.....well, except of course for his ever present girlfriend, rosy p. ;P
oh and hey! i want to party!
oh and hey! i want to party!
slightpressureok:
Macelebatory? :o(
I am tired....Why can't I make a living with sleep? Why God! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY! No really, Im asking you...awnser the question fucker...
Macpious
Macpious
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atomic_tiki:
I didn't see Voltaire for that long, maybe about an hour or 2 the most.
jessica:
I guess ya can't mention ricer around here, eh?
Today I had some smoked salmon that I bought at the store by my very own big boy self....Jeez.....Im like "Oh, hey, I really want somthing that tastes good. More so than the bland food I usually eat. But I HAVE NOTHING AT HOME...hO hUM." Hey retard, theres this thing called a S-T-O-R-E. So I went...and now my hunger is satciated.I saw the directors cut...
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jessica:
Wow, $450K a year, you are Macrich. Just kidding!
inkedgirl:
Thanks for the heads-up on Legend. Now I won't buy it. :-)
Today I recived a copy of my Big Screen Debut. I am "Cashier #2" And MAN am I good....All those public scervice jobs are paying off big time. Who knew the line "Do you have a recept?" could be so powerful? So intensly dramatic? SO goddamn sexy? Well not me I'll tell you that.....
MacOlivi'e
MacOlivi'e
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jessica:
So what's a "recept" anyway, heh heh. Me's kollege begree payd offe. 
maxx:
Oh my god.
That cunning wit.
That expert pointing job.
How did I not recognize you earlier?
You're Mr. November from my "Sexy Men" calender.
That cunning wit.
That expert pointing job.
How did I not recognize you earlier?
You're Mr. November from my "Sexy Men" calender.
I ave an adution on tuesday for a radio spot featuring Austin Powers and Dr. Evil....Man Ad Exects really don't know there ass from a hole in the ground for whats Hip right now.....I mean shit, they should be asking me to do an impression a of sme SG ladies...That'll learn em.... But really Austin powers was (sort of) "Hip" and "New" like 5 years...
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voltaire:
I'll meet you in my dreams tonight...... Under the oaktree that glows gold, near the stream In the glen....
There you will find me......( But in my dream it'll probably be paris.)
There you will find me......( But in my dream it'll probably be paris.)
Does anyone even read these things? I wnat to go away for a long time. to a place where the sky is always pink and purple and the clouds are billoious. And the color of the grass hurts my eyes. In this place there is always a cool breeze, and at nightime fireflys...Or wait prehaps farries come out at dusk. And I sit in a...
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atomic_tiki:
MAC; damn dislexic typing
voltaire:
I had a dream about aplace like that before I woke up this a.m. It was beautiful...Yum...(sigh).....
I am house sitting in the valley all this week. Great backyard, awsome barbeque, the most incredible suround sound I have ever heard...and a lil' dog to keep me company. If any ladies want to borrow some suger...NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.
Macsinful
Macsinful
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voltaire:
Can I borrow some sugar sweetheart?
redskull:
Fuck, if Voltaire's getting some sugar, then I want some too.
Gimme.
Gimme.
Isn't it funny how when we are kids we are carefree and fun-loving, and when we grow up we work all our frikkin lives, for 30, 40, 50 years, until we can finally retire and be care free and fun loving.....Today was a great day for me. I went to the movies, sat around the house in San Deigo, played with my dogs, drank beer,...
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go_lately:
that sounds like a wonderful day. i'm glad you got a chance to sit back and relax. it's those inbetween days that really mean the most
inkedgirl:
See.. no reason to feel lonely! Sounds like you're just the Mac. Plain and simple.