Monday Aug 26, 2002

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I am seriously considering going to Portland OR to bask in the glory of SG's 1 year. I am an ass...But Hotwire has a fare for $180...That sounds pretty good...Hmmmmmmmmmmm


Machivious
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alice:
i'm really upset that dr.h didn't put up the pic of you looking at my boobs. that was funny.
marla:
you have to be there, and you also have to make another indian comedian sketch! I love those, and I'm always watching them over and over and I think it's time for a new one. Pretty please?

Saturday Aug 24, 2002

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Just saw the "Bourne Idenity" Pretty damn good movie. I heard that Tom Cruise was supposed to have the role. I am SO glad that it went to Matt Damon. Far supirior as an actor. But im more excited about the book of short stories I bought by Neil Gamin. I LOVE short stories. I've gotta go train now to be a CIA assasian! Hiyaaaaaaaa!...
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atomic_tiki:
MAC, BODY SHOP TONIGHT!!! Robin's dancing & everyones going. hit me on the cell.
digdug:
I KNOW YOU'RE COMING OUT TONIGHT FOR ROBIN. DON'T EVEN TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT SHUTTERS, MY FRIEND, OK???

Wednesday Aug 21, 2002

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I think Im gonna write a story...For children. But I woulden't read my story to my children...It's gonna be that bad. I have nothing else to say....Whoopety doo...Man I just don't care anymore...




mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmac
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slightpressureok:
Can you believe nobody nominated you for membership in the SuicideBoy thread? All that meat-punching, unnoticed!
redskull:
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Friday Aug 16, 2002

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I need a drink....Hell yeah. Thats the best idea i've had all fuckin day.


I love you all.


Macpissed
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digdug:
OH! you sooo sexxxxy!
voltaire:
I love you too.........- volt

Tuesday Aug 13, 2002

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So I went to my ten year high school reunion this last weekend. If I learned one thing it is this...If you are not planning to go to your high school reunion...change your mind and go. Shut up. Don't argue. Go. I was happy to see many people I had never thought I wanted to see again. The memories that were brought back reminded me...
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totovader:
Thanks for posting about the experience. Mine is coming up at the end of October, and I was going back and forth about it. Same deal with me, outcast, weirdo, picked on, etc. It will be nice to give certain people there the middle finger smile
london:
I wont even know anyone at MY highschool reunion! I want to go to my old high school reunion. Damn school.

Friday Aug 09, 2002

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I drove up to L.A. today (and drove back to San Deigo where I am vacationing) and did a hardcore porn scene with a not so pretty girl. It was about the funniest thing I have witnessed in a long time. Thanks to a couple of guys from the "Upright Citizens Brigade", I am a whore more now than ever!


Macsoulseller
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slightpressureok:
I bought Mac for a Fanta Grape and a bag of Cheetos!
digdug:
uh, takorakun......I think Mac is now in THAT movie....ya know, doing a not so pretty gurl.

Thursday Aug 08, 2002

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Friend of mine just called. He is directing a film for the folks of the Upright Citizens Brigade. I am driving back to LA tommorow to be a porn star in a scene...Dude that rocks sooo hard. I think I have a future. All my recent parts have been gettin it on with the ladys....Awwwww Yeahhhhhh.


Mactor
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solisis:
busted! you're beatin your meat in your pic!
jeremy:
Go get 'em, stud!

really, congrats smile

Wednesday Aug 07, 2002

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I just watched Robocop today. Last night I talked with Claudia, who gets a 456.77 on the coolness meter (and just for refrence, the Fonze scores 425.99). I flirted with the hot cleaning lady at my parents house and am going out to dinner with a "friend" tonight. Wow....Life is pretty good, except for that whole "4 months to live" thing.....


Masmac
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atomic_tiki:
So more importantly...were you working when Mike Tyson pulled out the knife??????

I know you know what I'm talking about.
atomic_tiki:
Dank? Dank is good!

Grandma is doing fine now. Thank you for asking.

Tuesday Aug 06, 2002

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Today I blew like 50 bucks at dave and Busters playing old school Video games like Joust And Cammando...Ahhh the wounders of 16-bit graphics!!!



Macmario
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goatsgotohell:
Hell yah boy! I'm all about pizza parlors and shit that have old games in them that still work.

Green Elf needs food badly!
slightpressureok:
Eh. Back when *I* was a kid we didn't have all those fancypants games. We played Asteroids, and we were damn happy. And it *really* snowed back then. Real winters. Everywhere we walked was uphill. And barefoot....

Monday Aug 05, 2002

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................................................................I want to go back into the past and see the dinosaurs destroyed....to see the fall of england to the Normans...The hight of egyptian civilization.......the birth of speech...the razing of rome.....the civilization that we have yet to find...the birth of me...the creation of the earth....Will you come with me? What do you want to witness?....If you and I could go back in time and be...
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slightpressureok:
I'd be Moe and you'd be Curly.
*pokes Mac in the eyes*
"Why you numbskull!!!"
maxx:
I'd want to see the big bang, but there's no real place to see it from since the universe hadn't formed yet. Then I'd skip ahead and go see the maiden performance of Lysistrada. Then I'd skip ahead to June 8th of this year and find out what asshole smashed my car window. Then I'd skip back again to the beginning of life. You know? When the amino acids joined together for the first time. And guess what? I'd stop them from doing that! Let the paradoxes begin.

And oh yeah. You can come too if you keep quiet and don't eat a lot.

Sunday Aug 04, 2002

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I saw Lou Firigino (The incredible hulk) and Dominique Monihan (one of the hobbits in LOTR) at the San Deigo Comic con....Wow my soul is now compleate. And for those of you playing at home, you can chalk that comment up in the Sarcasam box. And I have eaten too many dounts....Today I will try and convince Loydd Kauffman to put me in the SG...
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redskull:
Next time you see Big Louie, ask him why he was such a pussy in Pumping Iron. Make sure you imitate his speech impediment when doing so.

I'm sure you could outrun him.

Tuesday Jul 30, 2002

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I am about to embark on a journey that will take me to the San Deigo Comic Con...The greatest gathering of Dorkdum that the world has ever seen...I will Culminate my trip by attending my 10 year high school reunion. And I will tell people that "I am a bellman...I lift luggage for a living....I am little better than a Chirpa....But I sha'll have you...
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azura:
Or you could just make up some outrageous lie about how you invented post-it notes? Or that you just married Voltaire? What do ya think? Trust me it'll work.... wink

-Azura

ok so maybe it wont
alice:
tell them you're a high paid porn star who does magic tricks on the side. or just tell them that alice sent you.
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