Its coold in La right now. And I love it. I am broke, but I went to Outback steakhouse last night for some steak. Alone. I felt guilty because they didn't seem to want to seat me at a table. And when they did I think I could almost sense the dissapointment on the watrisses face. (oh one person...shitty tip)
I ordered a 16-ounce prime...
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I burned a huge hole in my carpet last night. See, your not suppised to through still burning embers into the trash, Silly me! Then I saw the 12:00 showing of The two towers. I am going to run away with the ren faire, Because I need more dorky hot chicks in my life. Is there anything better than dressing up and celebrating your dorkyness...
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redskull:
I spent 5 long years in school for the right to be that boring.
Now I wear alot of tweed.
Nobody here finds me funny anymore, besides you. So why bother. Brains are sexy, or so girls tell me.
And the only reason im here is to chase tail.
so bring it on. unleash the tail.
... just got back from two towers, sat in the 2nd row, my brain took in waaaay to much information and now i am going to give it a break and be dum again.
helms deep was not filmed with the second row in mind.
peter jackson cares not for those who show up late.
also, i was the only one of our group who didnt bring a date, coz i knew there was a theater full of nerdygirls from which to choose.
so i brought them all home.
i win.
Now I wear alot of tweed.
Nobody here finds me funny anymore, besides you. So why bother. Brains are sexy, or so girls tell me.
And the only reason im here is to chase tail.
so bring it on. unleash the tail.
... just got back from two towers, sat in the 2nd row, my brain took in waaaay to much information and now i am going to give it a break and be dum again.
helms deep was not filmed with the second row in mind.
peter jackson cares not for those who show up late.
also, i was the only one of our group who didnt bring a date, coz i knew there was a theater full of nerdygirls from which to choose.
so i brought them all home.
i win.
bettietwoguns:
seriously, y0? 'cause i was pretty sure you thought i was dumb.
Thanks Maxx for coming to see me. And no matter what you want to be true sweetass, I am not gay. Just really all theaterie. And I suppose that singing along to Jesus Christ Superstar in my mustang convertible with the top down at the top of my lungs really dosen't help my tough male image. Oh SHIT. Im soooooo gay. Man that is so...
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artfag:
Was that Ken Meyer Jr.'s art in the D&D thread?
artfag:
If you think that's bad buddy... I live in WEST Hollywood, drive a WHITE BMW and LOVE Kylie Minogue. I should be gay, but all those female "parts" that I have under my bed say different.
My ankels hurt. I am too fat. My shower only runs cold water for some reason. I am going to a party tonight and I don't think I will get laid. The knife that I was going to kill myself with broke. And my horiscope says "Don't bother with anything, the planets all allined and agree, you are a total loser. You have no lucky...
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maxx:
actually, you horoscope says
''Your wife, like your jailers before her, still refuses to allow you to have belts or sharp-edged culinary utensils.''
And you need to start looking at the bright side of things. Like how after you get out of the freezing cold shower, the normal towel feels like it's fresh out of the dryer. mmmmmm....warmth.....
''Your wife, like your jailers before her, still refuses to allow you to have belts or sharp-edged culinary utensils.''
And you need to start looking at the bright side of things. Like how after you get out of the freezing cold shower, the normal towel feels like it's fresh out of the dryer. mmmmmm....warmth.....
atomic_tiki:
stop grabbing your ankels so much & they'll stop hurting 
Thanks to Maxx, Concited1 and Jess who came and saw me do the funny funny's. I very appreciate it. And thank you to Alice and Claudia for not showing up, but making my life a bit more special by APOLIGIZING that they didn't come. I thought that that was very sweet. I know its a small and seemingly insignificant thing. But it means alot to...
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claudia:
aww, that was cute. i made your life a bit more special. it's the least i can do, considering all the 'specialness' you inject into my life on a daily basis. but let us clarify: alice wants to have your babies. i never said i wanted to have a special kid.
takeshi21:
Smoke crack! Worship Satan!!
I love Doungouns and dragons. Please come see me at Flints this Monday at 9!!!!
Machugh
Machugh
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digdug:
awww crapburgers!
i spaced on flints and now i have headche
next time
i spaced on flints and now i have headche
next time
redskull:
Thank you for nominating me as Red Hottt Man of the Year.
Today I broke my legs....Squats suck. And I found the raddist thing evea. A 20 sided die the size of my hand. My hair is now died permantly black. Rock and roll.
mack
mack
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azura:
i like the black mac
gwen1:
why does the thoght of you breaking your legs while squating amuze me so.
Happy thanksgiving all. I will be down at the soup kitchen feeding the homless. And also slipping rat poison in the stuffing. That way they can all go on to a better place! Especially the dirty filthy children. Aren't I nice!!! Ahhhh the gift of giving.
Macpilgrimnut
Macpilgrimnut
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rawr_ima_monster:
gobbblegobble.
-sorry I coldn't make your comedy show, I was noticably irked. *irk*
Dave
-sorry I coldn't make your comedy show, I was noticably irked. *irk*
Dave
volkov:
A late Happy Thanksgiving from Uncle Bill.
Thanksgiving Prayer
Thanks for the wild turkey and the passenger pigeon,
destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts.
Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison.
Thanks for Indians
to provide a modicum of challenge and danger.
Thanks for vast herds of bison
to kill and skin leaving the carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes.
Thanks for the American dream
to vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through.
Thanks for the KKK.
For nigger-killin' lawmen
feelin' their notches.
For decent church-goin' women
with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces.
Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers.
Thanks for laboratory AIDS
Thanks for Prohibition
and the war against drugs.
Thanks for a country
where nobody's allowed to mind their own business.
Thanks for a nation of finks.
Yes, thanks for all the memories--
all right let's see your arms!
You always were a headache
and you always were a bore.
Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal
of the last and greatest of human dreams.
-William Seward Burroughs
Thanksgiving Prayer
Thanks for the wild turkey and the passenger pigeon,
destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts.
Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison.
Thanks for Indians
to provide a modicum of challenge and danger.
Thanks for vast herds of bison
to kill and skin leaving the carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes.
Thanks for the American dream
to vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through.
Thanks for the KKK.
For nigger-killin' lawmen
feelin' their notches.
For decent church-goin' women
with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces.
Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers.
Thanks for laboratory AIDS
Thanks for Prohibition
and the war against drugs.
Thanks for a country
where nobody's allowed to mind their own business.
Thanks for a nation of finks.
Yes, thanks for all the memories--
all right let's see your arms!
You always were a headache
and you always were a bore.
Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal
of the last and greatest of human dreams.
-William Seward Burroughs
Thanks to all who came and saw...sorry I went on last. Thank christ for my Indian Comeidan...My timing was a wee bit on overload for Dr. H's party talk. I love you all.
Sleep.
Mac
Sleep.
Mac
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alice:
there was nowhere else to sit except for in the very front. they didn't seem to like it when i was standing in the very back blocking the door. mac thinks i'm great! now i can die a happy girl.
"oh baby youuu, you got what i need.
and you say he's just a friend, and you say he's just a friend...."
sorry, i saw bizmarke on the profile and had to bust out.
"oh baby youuu, you got what i need.
and you say he's just a friend, and you say he's just a friend...."
sorry, i saw bizmarke on the profile and had to bust out.
amina:
I am beyond obsessed with the loch ness monster, did you hear from 'The Star' that Donald trump bought it?
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azura:
i'm thinking thats gotta hurt
indie:
thinking of going there tonight... just maybe
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lesa:
PAJAMMY JAM! Check the hook up board!@!(#^&&*!
voltaire:
I didn't know you were still reading my journal. I figured you weren't.....
My whole world in a few days has become comedy. Write. Preform. Write and write somemore. On the other hand I can feel my Biological clock ticking. I am growing incresingly (though by no means alarmingly) concerned that I cannot find a dateable woman. Well, Bad things are good for comedy. waka waka waka...sigh. And ever onward turns the great wheel.
macdubious
macdubious
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redskull:
all of this comedy of yours is making for some REALLY BORING moments over here.
...spread the joy....
...share the laughter...
...spread the joy....
...share the laughter...
indie:
I thought that your world was comedy
What are you looking at! I'm going to tip you! I just want a steak! I want more steak!
Oh, it all makes sense now. Were you Machigh at Outback?
where did you get that picture? that's hilarious.