Seriously. Can someone anyone tell me how to do this whole dating thing? What the hell is my problem? I don't have alot of oppertuinity to meet a ton of women (I know thats a problem) and when I do, well shit dosen't work right. I know part of the problem is me. But godammit, how much crap do I have to wade through to...
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I can't dye my hair worth shit. On a better note my roomate booked another national commercial. And I am going out to dinner with the hot juice girl by my gym....Sometime....start small...
Macdee dee daa daa
Macdee dee daa daa
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claudia:
it's not what's on the outside that counts. underneath all that cat piss my magic carpet still knows how to fly.
was_nicole:
i can't dye my hair either i end up dying my hands and face too. then i am pink, for days.
Can I take someone out to dinner? Anyone? Please god I will beleive in you if you just send me one avalibale female that is hungry.
Macnotdesperatrejustdissapointed.
Macnotdesperatrejustdissapointed.
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indie:
oh you will get a girl... you will
user8935778:
ill go to dinner. im disappointed too. but its rather time for breakfast now, isn't it?
I love Voltaire.
Mac
Mac
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lesa:
Will there be babies!?
takeshi21:
C'mon by dude! I'd love to have you by! Maybe this time we'll actually hang out awhile. :-D
Nothing is garenteed in life. I was supposed to drive down tommorow for a booty call. CANCELED. Then I get a call from a friend of mine who is a girl who "needs help" so I rush over with and . . . Well the kind of help I thought she needed was clearly not the kind of help she wanted. Suckermac. Godammit. I am...
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nova_____:
May I suggest a book for my fellow literary intellectual? It is one of my personal favorites from my...personal library, simply entitled: "Ninja Turtles Rap the ABC's". It is quite tittilating, and highly recommended by my esteemed colleagues and myself. Love, Nova.
prettyb0y:
I know what you mean. We need to team up and jump life. Beat the crap out of him for trying to pass us by. That'll teach him.
Did an open mike tonight. I heard 1 laff in my 5 minute set. I had Snarf and Lino from the "Thundercats speaking spanish, Snufflupigas raping big bird, and other hi larious hijinx. But the only line that got a laugh was Alf asking me if he could blow me for crack money.
Mactothedrawingboard
Mactothedrawingboard
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slightpressureok:
Maybe we can get you over here on an MWR (Morale, Welfare and Recreation) Tour. All the biggees are doing it -Letterman went to Afghanistan!
The audiences here are very accomodating; $1 drinks can do that.
The audiences here are very accomodating; $1 drinks can do that.
maxx:
I didn't use the ID on my ENTIRE TRIP!
I come back to Los Angeles and I use it. So there. I'm slick. And I think I can almost remember my zip code now.
I wonder if one day I'll give my old ID to some kid, make his life more pleasent. I wonder if I'll make him give me a rimjob for it.
No...I'm not like you.
I come back to Los Angeles and I use it. So there. I'm slick. And I think I can almost remember my zip code now.
I wonder if one day I'll give my old ID to some kid, make his life more pleasent. I wonder if I'll make him give me a rimjob for it.
No...I'm not like you.
Week three: I am continueing my diet of fast food and no exercise. I am starting to beleive that if I eat enough shit, my heart will gain mystical powers. And also I will be able to fight better if I have to rumble, because I haven't been excercising, so I've been saving up all that energy! And I am trying to talk worse. My...
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jessica:
That's a wonderful sounding diet. I definetely believe that the heart will gain mystical powers! My ongoing pizza diet has fared okay, so no exercise and pure fast food might work. F that Jared Subway crap!
bettietwoguns:
nevermind
I rock....and roll.
Maccryptic
Maccryptic
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amina:
poor me a drink, i need it.
thirtyseven:
you most certainly do.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Machasnothingwittytosay.
Machasnothingwittytosay.
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bettietwoguns:
listen, i'm jsut gonna go ahread and put you on my friends list. it will even things out a bit.
indie:
Happy New Year to you..
You know whats funny at least it's funny to me. My mom didnt' see Lord of the Rings at all. So my bro and I told her that in Two Towers there is gay hobbit sex and I showed her the picture that is in your profile. She filled out... it was funny as hell.
You know whats funny at least it's funny to me. My mom didnt' see Lord of the Rings at all. So my bro and I told her that in Two Towers there is gay hobbit sex and I showed her the picture that is in your profile. She filled out... it was funny as hell.
Merry christmas!
(wether you celebrate it or not....Hey free gifts!)
mac
(wether you celebrate it or not....Hey free gifts!)
mac
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redskull:
evrything is okay for the moment, the operation went well and shes in good spirits.
i hope youre having a good xmas too, and if you want to follow my lead, i plan on going out, getting drunk, and rejected from all who oppose me.
i hope youre having a good xmas too, and if you want to follow my lead, i plan on going out, getting drunk, and rejected from all who oppose me.
zanarki:
.....uh.... you like make me confused or something....like where my bathing suit covers 
I think that I sleep in a acient forest, gaurded by elves. But I do not know for sure, for when I awake I am still in a bed and an appartment. And sometimes in my dreams, and sometimes in my dreams, she who I have known forever, but never met, walks amongst the moss to me, Her barefeet gilded with dew, and she lays...
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jessica:
Arr, I should have known!
nyhcx516:
merry friggen christmas
I ran into a girl today who I used to stalk at an Oooolldd job of mine. She works at the juice bar at my gym now. I impressed her with remembering where she used to work. She did not remember me I am sure. Of course she would not anyway as my dealings with her consisted of being behind a bush watching her comings...
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nudwig:
Um, won't Pippen get pissed if he knows you want Frodo more than him?
daily donuts, crazy donuts, king donuts,...etc.