April 11th. In San Fran, NY, LA and a couple of other major U.S. cities, "Better Luck Tommorow." Opens. It is a movie being released by MTV. I, Macbastard, your loyal SG member and lover of all folks SG, am in this movie!
It is pretty much my big screen Debut, which is a bit sad since i've been around the bisniesus for years, but...
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It is pretty much my big screen Debut, which is a bit sad since i've been around the bisniesus for years, but...
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Carryed bags for John waters today. And worked out so hard I think I accidently killed myself. I am now a zombie. RAD.
Macuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Macuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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ikilledpinky:
WHO is john waters?? no way, you gotta be kidding me.
i saw him speak in montanan a few years back. surreal to say the least, but then again i had eaten a 1/4 of mushrooms and had temporary color blindness
i saw him speak in montanan a few years back. surreal to say the least, but then again i had eaten a 1/4 of mushrooms and had temporary color blindness
whip:
Your comment in Serv's journal is epic. A true classic..
The green knight is dead. Long live the green knight. Thanks to everyone who showed at medeival times. And thanks to Maxx for putting up with it!
Maclucky
Maclucky
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maelwys:
Sir Gawain vanquished the Green Knight! Huzzah! Wack-fol-a-diddle-too-li-ray
timmy:
I'm tipping a 40 to the Green Knight as I type this.
Oh natural 20!
Macgnatious
Macgnatious
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jessica:
Jesspoopica was here X !
walla:
hah! try that again with MY dice! 
i'm outta here, friend. you were the driving force behind the first SGLA event i went to ^_^ good luck making with the funny-funny, and see you around town!
i'm outta here, friend. you were the driving force behind the first SGLA event i went to ^_^ good luck making with the funny-funny, and see you around town!
wow....So many things, so little I can do.
Happy st patricks day.
Im a little weirded out.
Mac
Happy st patricks day.
Im a little weirded out.
Mac
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voltaire:
PS call me...
mohollyweird:
Yuh silly Paddy.......
"Scott can I ask you a question?"
"Sure whats up?"
"Do you want to have sex?
". . . . "
" . . . . ."
". . . ."
"NEVERMIND"
"No wait I do, i was just taken aback i mean i didn't expect...blah blah blah."
Guess who didn't have sex.
Yes me.
Yet another true story in a huge spider web of...
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"Sure whats up?"
"Do you want to have sex?
". . . . "
" . . . . ."
". . . ."
"NEVERMIND"
"No wait I do, i was just taken aback i mean i didn't expect...blah blah blah."
Guess who didn't have sex.
Yes me.
Yet another true story in a huge spider web of...
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alice:
bring it on, macbitch!
redskull:
you can't lose all the time.
I swear you're making half of this shit up.
I swear you're making half of this shit up.
I washed and waxed my car today for 40$ and gave the two guys who did it...$5 bucks.
As I drove away I felt the heavens open up and pour bad Karma down upon me. I should know better being in the service industry.
Another random bed quote that I actually said.
Her "You look board."
Me "Well why don't you work on me for...
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As I drove away I felt the heavens open up and pour bad Karma down upon me. I should know better being in the service industry.
Another random bed quote that I actually said.
Her "You look board."
Me "Well why don't you work on me for...
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babybeezer:
Hmmm, no I am not a virgin, but this theater of which you speak sounds intriguing...I feel a community outreach program comming on...muwahaha.
claudia:
i was in the valley today, driving pass the line of dismal chain stores and fast food joints, and as the rain engulfed me in its sadness i thought of you. cause life in the valley=depressing.
Today is appartment cleaning day...That has turned into rearange my entire fucking life and throw out half the shit I own day.
Ebay and thrift stores OWN.
I am in love with someone on this site. Any guesses? Hint: it is not a man.
Random embarrising quote that I actually said to a girl in bed once,
"Will you watch me masterbate?"
lol She said...
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Ebay and thrift stores OWN.
I am in love with someone on this site. Any guesses? Hint: it is not a man.
Random embarrising quote that I actually said to a girl in bed once,
"Will you watch me masterbate?"
lol She said...
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voltaire:
Mac, can I carpool with you? - Red
chiquita:
maybe it is redskull who owns your smarmey love...for he is not a man, but a superhero.
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! Now its time to rock!!!
who let the dogs out? woiff woof woof woof!
Im OLD!
Macacient
who let the dogs out? woiff woof woof woof!
Im OLD!
Macacient
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a35mmlife:
still should have said it in a more constructive way.
a35mmlife:
but thank you mactheman.
this35mmsoul
this35mmsoul
My internet (prodigy) love died today 13 years ago Before AOL or any of that shit. I was young and stupid and idiylistic And she was fantastic.... My Grandma died today too 7 years ago. Its her birthday today. Happy birthday Marciline. And R.I.P. Lanie E. Buckner.
On a lighter note, its my Birthday tommorow! I get to go to work! Ah well....
Mactastic
On a lighter note, its my Birthday tommorow! I get to go to work! Ah well....
Mactastic
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thirtyseven:
happy macbirthday!
volkov:
Happy Birthday, Mac.
Favriote pickup line that really dosen't work..
"Hi, Your so pretty. I think I want to cut you."
or
"Its such a nice night. When I look into your skin I want to wear your eyes."
Mac
Ladies the line starts here!
"Hi, Your so pretty. I think I want to cut you."
or
"Its such a nice night. When I look into your skin I want to wear your eyes."
Mac
Ladies the line starts here!
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zanarki:
Damn you Mac! You owe me a new pair of pants! 
rawr_ima_monster:
"baby, heaven must be missing a huge pair of tits, because your tits are fucking HUGE."
-best ever. Midievil times! wooohoo!
Dave
-best ever. Midievil times! wooohoo!
Dave
WHo the hell am I?
Im Macbastard!
Who?
Crap....I knew it would run out sometime...
I love you all....even those of you not on my friends list. I also love good scotch and fast women. And that movie "The Iron Giant"... Gets me every time.
Obleeobalaadeedadoo
just ate kfc. gonna do a show tonight. Now for sleep for so comes the miagraine.
Wachaow!
Yourloveablemac
Im Macbastard!
Who?
Crap....I knew it would run out sometime...
I love you all....even those of you not on my friends list. I also love good scotch and fast women. And that movie "The Iron Giant"... Gets me every time.
Obleeobalaadeedadoo
just ate kfc. gonna do a show tonight. Now for sleep for so comes the miagraine.
Wachaow!
Yourloveablemac
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melissa2:
are you leaving or something?
babybeezer:
Mmmm, I also love good scotch and fast women...
I would never miss your big film debut! Of course I'll get my ass down to LA to see it.
maccuteness