I got my mobile phone bill - somehow I managed to send 585 texts last month. That seems rather a lot to me. Luckily I only get charged 7p each but I still think I should cut down a bit.....
I also had dinner with an ex a few days ago. It was almost surreal - we split up something like two and a half...
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I also had dinner with an ex a few days ago. It was almost surreal - we split up something like two and a half...
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Reasons to get a dog not a woman!
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of...
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of...
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rainwolfkin:
you say that now, but an hour ago, you said: "When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep and replace it with a younger one. "
rainwolfkin:
If I died, would you get another dog? 
This morning started of quite scarily, thank you very much.
Y'see, last night I was on the phone talking about, amongst other things, ghosts and horror films. I laughed about them, hung up and went to sleep.
This morning I woke up at 6 o'clock and toddled in to the shower. Mmmmmm, toasty warm water beating down to wake you and warm you at the...
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Y'see, last night I was on the phone talking about, amongst other things, ghosts and horror films. I laughed about them, hung up and went to sleep.
This morning I woke up at 6 o'clock and toddled in to the shower. Mmmmmm, toasty warm water beating down to wake you and warm you at the...
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leola:
You can never be too sure though - make sure you always have a dager strapped to your leg in future. Especially when doinmg normal stuff like showering. That is when he bad people come. 
coral_fangs:
Two other girls and a guy. Viewing today or tomorrow at latest. FIngers crossed.
[Edited on Jan 11, 2006 12:02PM]
[Edited on Jan 11, 2006 12:02PM]
Q) What do you do if you see a Spaceman?
A) You park in it, man!
Ha ha ha
This weekend has been very satisfying. I shopped for things which were needed (including a somewhat belated Xmas prezzie for my best mate), I took care of things which have been outstanding for far too long and, most importantly, I had my first solid poo since...
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A) You park in it, man!
Ha ha ha
This weekend has been very satisfying. I shopped for things which were needed (including a somewhat belated Xmas prezzie for my best mate), I took care of things which have been outstanding for far too long and, most importantly, I had my first solid poo since...
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
I know it's a little bit on the late side but greetings to you nevertheless. I would have offered them earlier but I have been a wee bit poorly recently. A wee bit? Well no. More like I have been shitting gravy for the past six days, leaving me dehydrated, grumpy and as weak as a kitten (which I believe to be...
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I know it's a little bit on the late side but greetings to you nevertheless. I would have offered them earlier but I have been a wee bit poorly recently. A wee bit? Well no. More like I have been shitting gravy for the past six days, leaving me dehydrated, grumpy and as weak as a kitten (which I believe to be...
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leola:
How is your ulcer? Are you looking after yourself? Cos you're right you know, hospitals are horrid - sick people smell funny. You don't want to end up having to watch daytime tv with them while waiting nervously for your turn like I was yesterday. Luckily it was no big deal and no scars either I'm afraid. 
stasiss_levine:
Hye hun its been forever since we last chatted. but I am going gray... think I will be gone for about a month.. we will see what heppens.. huggers tc of yourself....
~MaryAnne 
~MaryAnne
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waldo_jeffers:
Happy New Year! 
Long time no speak (I have been very inactive lately). What have you been up to lately?
Long time no speak (I have been very inactive lately). What have you been up to lately?
Does anyone have a spare stomach knocking around? I need to replace mine because it is broken.
For the second time in the last 7 days I have serious tummy cramps and runny shits. I don't like it, moreso because I don't have a bidet at home. I last had the squits in a hotel room with en suite bidet, which meant I could gently...
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For the second time in the last 7 days I have serious tummy cramps and runny shits. I don't like it, moreso because I don't have a bidet at home. I last had the squits in a hotel room with en suite bidet, which meant I could gently...
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leola:
Poor you!
Poor you!
stasiss_levine:
ohh hunni thats no good at all.. am sorry hun... hope you feel better really soon
~MaryAnne
~MaryAnne
Greetings greetings, one and all
Forgive me for not updating for the last couple of days and not replying to your festive wishes but I have a very good reason - I spent Christmas in Marrakech!!
Indeed indeed, what better way to avoid family arguements, board games and brussel sprouts than flying off to warm Islamic climate where 99.9% of the population are Muslim...
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Forgive me for not updating for the last couple of days and not replying to your festive wishes but I have a very good reason - I spent Christmas in Marrakech!!
Indeed indeed, what better way to avoid family arguements, board games and brussel sprouts than flying off to warm Islamic climate where 99.9% of the population are Muslim...
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rainwolfkin:
why do you ask? do you have a snake that needs charmed?
Kids. You gotta love 'em really....
I was shambling down a street today when I espied a young lady stood in a doorway, bag of wrapped prezzies in one hand and a two foot, helium filled balloon of Winnie the Pooh in the other.
She rang the doorbell and waited for a second.
Parent opens the door, small child sitting on her hip and holding...
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I was shambling down a street today when I espied a young lady stood in a doorway, bag of wrapped prezzies in one hand and a two foot, helium filled balloon of Winnie the Pooh in the other.
She rang the doorbell and waited for a second.
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starr:
MERRY XMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leola:
Happy holidays to you.
Happy holidays to you. Office party today. I am terribly terribly drunk.
Wow. I just got back from a top, top weekend in London. My body aches from too much enjoyment. Seriously....
I met up with the lovely and vivacious Rainwolfkin, who's fun and energy never cease to amaze me. It will also never cease to amaze me how she managed to convince me to accompany her to Torture Garden's Christmas Special...
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I met up with the lovely and vivacious Rainwolfkin, who's fun and energy never cease to amaze me. It will also never cease to amaze me how she managed to convince me to accompany her to Torture Garden's Christmas Special...
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rainwolfkin:
jesus, i look frazzled in the pic! what had i been doing all day?! or was i so overwhelmed with your skillzzzz, that i went all fluffy?
oh and, by the way, you forgot to mention that it only took you 2 attempts to win dog (almost only 1!). and the crowd loved you and because you were so amazing, all the other blokes playing stopped and left out of embarassment.
oh and, by the way, you forgot to mention that it only took you 2 attempts to win dog (almost only 1!). and the crowd loved you and because you were so amazing, all the other blokes playing stopped and left out of embarassment.
stasiss_levine:
lol wow that is huge.. and ohh soo cute congrads... am glad you had a great weekend.. mine was king of mundane but I liked it.. even found some time to work on a puzzle... woohoo... n e ways hope to talk to you soon.. am still missing everyone... well I have to go see ya arround...
~MaryAnne
~MaryAnne
I am in a particularly foul mood. If you are Canadian then you can fuck off right now and never come back. Any other nationality shouldn't take this personally.
and so on, and so forth...
and so on, and so forth...
ciel:
oh dear. lets go burn down the RBC builing near the post office!
i have a lotus house calander if you want it
i have a lotus house calander if you want it
leola:
Bah humbug too... I'm pissed off with christmas this year - and I am blaming my parents entirely. What's up with you anyway, grouchy bear?
yeah, you've told me about the locusts. i think its a bit gross, but cool that you tried them. so will you be eatting them again soon? do they taste like chicken?
gambling and under-dressed student nurses? you are such a bloke!