Motherfuckers.
Absolute motherfuckers.
I have just phoned Pizza Hut to order my dinner and have just been told they no longer do the Cheese Feast variety with the special blend of 3 cheeses.
Apparently, I can still have my usual pepperoni and pineapple topping, just with a regular portion of normal cheese.
I know it's not going to be the same. I don't want to...
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Absolute motherfuckers.
I have just phoned Pizza Hut to order my dinner and have just been told they no longer do the Cheese Feast variety with the special blend of 3 cheeses.
Apparently, I can still have my usual pepperoni and pineapple topping, just with a regular portion of normal cheese.
I know it's not going to be the same. I don't want to...
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rainwolfkin:
all of those fit in your car? how did you see to drive home? 
slavewire:
are you their favourite customer?
just how often to you eat from there to get pizza hut ballons?
just how often to you eat from there to get pizza hut ballons?
It's been a good weekend. Apart from a generaly all round feeling of goodness (which is always a bad sign because it always preceeds something horrible and terrible) I went shooting today, for the first time this year.
It was good because shooting a very loud pistol makes me feel like a man grrrrrrrrrr, yet also resulted in a bizarre conversation I had with...
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It was good because shooting a very loud pistol makes me feel like a man grrrrrrrrrr, yet also resulted in a bizarre conversation I had with...
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coral_fangs:
Good point. All cricket balls should now be thrown away from people to avoid injury.
I have very little gossip really. The people who it'd make any sense to already know about it so.. yeh.
How about you?
I have very little gossip really. The people who it'd make any sense to already know about it so.. yeh.
How about you?
leola:
I agree. Cricket is also morally wrong.
Apparently, it is the first day of Spring on Monday.
My big toe ventured out from under my snuggly warm duvet for a brief moment this morning and almost dropped off. It's got to be about -1,000,000 degrees centigrade out there! Holy crap!
First day of Spring, my arse...
My big toe ventured out from under my snuggly warm duvet for a brief moment this morning and almost dropped off. It's got to be about -1,000,000 degrees centigrade out there! Holy crap!
First day of Spring, my arse...
slavewire:
i was actually on my way to work at the same time you were commenting in my journal.. and i was thinking about how i was telling you guys that i don't wear scarves... but damn fuck did i need one this morning!! it's freezing!
so yea, not much of a beer hound i'm afraid. i'd rather much go for coffee!
but i'd probably be more willing to drink in the comfort of my own home, instead of being faced with the prospect of getting home by train/bus/cab.
so yea, not much of a beer hound i'm afraid. i'd rather much go for coffee!
but i'd probably be more willing to drink in the comfort of my own home, instead of being faced with the prospect of getting home by train/bus/cab.
rainwolfkin:
wow. you are so amazing. i want to be close to you.
Tonight, being Wednesday, has been the ususal Lads Night Out.
I say 'usual' in the loosest possible sense. Pre-Christmas we were out every week without fail, drinking solidly until the wee small hours and surviving on a hangover and 3 hours sleep.
Today, however, was the first real Wednesday night out I have had since the New Year and, even so, I only managed 2...
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I say 'usual' in the loosest possible sense. Pre-Christmas we were out every week without fail, drinking solidly until the wee small hours and surviving on a hangover and 3 hours sleep.
Today, however, was the first real Wednesday night out I have had since the New Year and, even so, I only managed 2...
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slavewire:
you should've seen your face when i said i wasn't drinking alcohol 
i'm really not an alien, honest!
and neither do i own slippers myself.. of any kind.. so that should amount for something.
i'm really not an alien, honest!
and neither do i own slippers myself.. of any kind.. so that should amount for something.
Well, I made it to London last weekend and had a great time in the company of the lovely Rainwolfkin. It's a shame it all had to end so soon - I think someone should invent a three day weekend specifically for the purposes of allowing an extra day or two 'travelling days' so people like me can visit people like you.
I do...
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rainwolfkin:
why do you need 9000?
and how could you possibly expect to make enough money to retire by the age of 40 when you have a pricey lady friend whose diamond addiction needs supporting?
ps: ^^^ i didn't realise you were going to Mars. i thought you were just headed back to Jersey.
and how could you possibly expect to make enough money to retire by the age of 40 when you have a pricey lady friend whose diamond addiction needs supporting?
ps: ^^^ i didn't realise you were going to Mars. i thought you were just headed back to Jersey.
rainwolfkin:
i can't believe how sweet you are. mush mush mush. 
I really don't understand people at times.
I was in a newsagents, queueing to buy some chocolate. The girl in front of me approached the counter, 20 note in hand.
"Excuse me" said the girl "I'd like a 20 top up card for my phone"
"Sorry" said the checkout girl "we only have 10 cards left"
"Oh" came the dejected reply "Ok, i'll have one...
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I was in a newsagents, queueing to buy some chocolate. The girl in front of me approached the counter, 20 note in hand.
"Excuse me" said the girl "I'd like a 20 top up card for my phone"
"Sorry" said the checkout girl "we only have 10 cards left"
"Oh" came the dejected reply "Ok, i'll have one...
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slavewire:
was nice to finally meet you. you both look smitten with each other and look adorable together.
shame i had to meet you guys on my lonesome without my girl..
shame i had to meet you guys on my lonesome without my girl..
rainwolfkin:
*gasp* but i thought next time was soon!
boo! back to masturbation for me then, i guess.
boo! back to masturbation for me then, i guess.
Well, the good news is I get completely spaced out on Boots own-branded super strength decongestant tablets and it is completely legal. I was giggling for most of this afternoon and couldn't tell my work colleagues why.
Tha bad news is they are beginning to wear off and I am all lethargic and bunged up again. Blurgh.
Also, we have been surrounded by fog for...
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Tha bad news is they are beginning to wear off and I am all lethargic and bunged up again. Blurgh.
Also, we have been surrounded by fog for...
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6underground:
mmm must get me some Boots own-branded super strength decongestant tablets if they space you out.... 
the question is, did the tablets actually help in the end?
the question is, did the tablets actually help in the end?
leola:
Go for their caffiene pills next - it's so fun!
I am shocked at the number of rude and downright filthy words this girl knows.
Much fun was had at work on friday, finding out......
Much fun was had at work on friday, finding out......
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slavewire:
filthy words?? i have her talking whole sentences!! by the time i'm done, she'll be narrating filthy sex stories.
and i can have her (or him!?) talkin in greek too! (which i'm fluent in..) great stuff to pass the time with while at work. i thank you.
and yes, we are all going dancing! anyone who refuses to dance will get a slap!
and i can have her (or him!?) talkin in greek too! (which i'm fluent in..) great stuff to pass the time with while at work. i thank you.
and yes, we are all going dancing! anyone who refuses to dance will get a slap!
snowballinhell:
Ciel has gone again
Monday night was pizza night. With, it turns out, a bijou unexpected difference.
I phoned Pizza Hut, to be greeted on the phone by Ginger. "Oh, MRO, it's you. I recognise your voice. Would you like the usual?"
"Yes" quoth I, "and I am remarkably hungry so can you throw in some chicken wings?"
"No problem, it'll be ready in about 15 minutes"
Hurrah (I...
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I phoned Pizza Hut, to be greeted on the phone by Ginger. "Oh, MRO, it's you. I recognise your voice. Would you like the usual?"
"Yes" quoth I, "and I am remarkably hungry so can you throw in some chicken wings?"
"No problem, it'll be ready in about 15 minutes"
Hurrah (I...
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almostfamous:
oh come on, that's funny
solipsistic:
The human body is a miracle!
[Edited on Mar 04, 2006 6:46PM]
The human body is a miracle!
[Edited on Mar 04, 2006 6:46PM]
Hmmmmm.
I have a strong desire to go snowboarding.
I have a strong desire to go snowboarding.
It's Pancake Day tomorrow!
I get to toss my batter round the kitchen
I get to toss my batter round the kitchen
rainwolfkin:
(left you a comment in your previous journal.)
pancake day, otherwise known to an american as fat tuesday (mardi gras)?
pancake day, otherwise known to an american as fat tuesday (mardi gras)?
rainwolfkin:
like i would fight you off? every other day for exercise? how about at least once a day. exercise is good. 
so you want to go into business for yourself, eh? sounds like a good plan. you are ambitious and the smartest dude i know. what else do you need?
(except maybe someone to have sex with whenever you are stressed out and pretty much all the time anyway, stress or no stress. but i'm pretty good for that...)