mro

in bali, at the eka dasa rudra festival (once every 100 yrs), people spend months making little rice sculptures for offerings. i dont know what they do when it rains.

i'm trapped inside my body, and i spend a lot of time playing with my boobies too.

mro666 said onMarch 11, 2005 08:39 PMBipolar? Isn't that the punchline to "What do you call a white bear that swings both ways"?
The thought of being trapped inside someone elses body amuses me - if I were trapped in, say,
rainwolfkin's body I would just sit in my bedroom and play with my boobies all day.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm

i think the whole 'look at these poor starving children' thing only works on people who are confused about the actual state of the world and that its going to suck somewhere for someone even if they do give all their money to comic relief--and it appeals to their 'i'm more advanced and civilized than you' kind of view of the world thats necessary for them to be able to feel like they are doing good for the people who are unable to help themselves.

dont worry, i plan on imposing breeding restrictions when i rule the planet. (oh yes, my plan is still coming along nicely).

just kidding, seriously, you're the coolest SG dude around

(yesterday i gave you pouting girl, what was the other thing you liked??? oh yeah...but you probably see enough of those around here anyway )

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its only because you took your photo down. whats a girl to do without furry bellies to look at all day?

so what type of gun are you getting? my brother just got his concealed weapon permit so now he can hide his gun before carrying it down the street. my family's not quite redneck enough to walk down the streets of the city with a shotgun slung from one shoulder. (but we're still pretty redneck)

i'm jealous that all the pretty girls want to be your friends

youre so smooth

well, i really so miss the smog. what i miss most about london is after you've taken the tube a few stops, you can get out and blow your nose and everything that comes out is black. yummy!

well, i'd prefer not to have to wear the gas mask, so if you think that you can get those fingers of yours shipped over here by 7pm tomorrow nite, i'll give the fingers in the nose deal a try. if not, i guess i'll have to just make noise. if i have enough whiskeys i wont notice everyone else bitching about it. hehhehe.

santa was all ready to package me up and send me off to by your helper monkey, but then he re-read your note and saw that you requested a monkey with no fleas which meant that he couldn't send me.

also, i believe i heard him mutter, as he walked away, that you were being a bit picky with the 'no fleas' thing and thinks you should probably revise your request. being rather fond of my fleas, i agree, but it was his idea first so dont get mad at me.

Here you go. Here's Mojo, he's laden with donuts, as you said you were hungry.

Alas, I was beaten to the glory and the picture.

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I maintain that I am not a sicky-drunk - that is, I am a discreet vomiter. However, the immense redness in my face from the sheer volume of wine may have marked me out as an alcoholic. Drat.

We never worked in an office, so I would be unable to return a 'lucky pen'. I could return his 'lucky wok' or somesuch, but the owner might be slightly peeved if I started city-hopping with his kitchen equipment.

I think part of the reason I like him so much is that he has too much taste to want me

well, i dont know barry white, or hugh grant for that matter, so no comments there from me.

i do believe, however, that that same dragon has infected me with dragon breath a few times in the past. also, i'm not a smoker, but sometimes (the morning after) i wonder whether i had been snacking on things out of the ash tray. i may never know

i did get a comment from you about a chicken. i'm not sure if that was in reference to my fav sexual position on my profile or just coincidence. (i also like sex with aliens )

yep, bbc2 ! this ole texan use to live in ipswich for many years.
sounds like peaceful living!

I love sundays,

the day and the dessert.

Sounds like you've got this relaxation thing down to a fine art

hey man, well i dont have to worry about my girl finding out. she dosent even know im a member to this site.