Need to get laid now
but there is no one to fuck
sad little iris
but there is no one to fuck
sad little iris
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I'm naked and diddling myself infront of the internet...
got your attention good.
smooshes.
got your attention good.
smooshes.
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misterclean:
well, all right!! 
cecelia:
hot.
I gots the internet back!!!!
GUESS what I did yesterday?!?
I Graduated from Cosmetology College!
It took me WAY too long, but I did it!
woot
I Graduated from Cosmetology College!
It took me WAY too long, but I did it!
woot
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thefreak:
'Grats!
-TM
-TM
cecelia:
yeah
I had to explain to a girl I go to school with that being "stoned" in the biblical times was NOT a good thing. She just laughed and took a hit off of the pipe.
people are the silly
people are the silly
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cecelia:
not long. i've had this in the works for a while now....probably for a year. i'm finally really going in the fall for a 9 month certification program at dunwoody. it sounds really cool and they have an internship in the winter that could turn into your new job when you graduate. so yeah. rock on.
thefreak:
I'd rather have a nekkid you on my page. 
-TM
-TM
Hello my ninjas.
I gots nothing to say. I am in my hometown and I am really kinda board. No biggie. I guess I can catch up on all the reading I should be doing. Maybe type up my resume.
Nah, forget it I am going to look at boobies.
I gots nothing to say. I am in my hometown and I am really kinda board. No biggie. I guess I can catch up on all the reading I should be doing. Maybe type up my resume.
Nah, forget it I am going to look at boobies.
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thefreak:
*ninja stealth grope*
-TM
-TM
wren:
Yeah, the J-Man and I don't get down to 35W all that often. I was supposed to go to roller derby practice tonight and needed to cross it, though. And our team practices are supposed to be on Wednesday! 
Did you get my text message with my new number? If not I will message it to you. ^__^
Did you get my text message with my new number? If not I will message it to you. ^__^
WHat the eff. Why do I have to be up at this ungodly hour???::looks at clock:: 8:o4 Ok. Maybe it aint so ungodly.
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thefreak:
I've been doing it far too often lately. I'd rather be in bed. 
-TM
-TM
cecelia:
vuhjayjayjayjay
I just finished it! Now I can finish packing now that I know what happend.
Now I just have to wait for the rest of the movies come out.
Yes, I am talking about Harry Potter.
Now I just have to wait for the rest of the movies come out.
Yes, I am talking about Harry Potter.
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wren:
You should join the Harry Potter group. That is who I talked everything out with.
thefreak:
NERD!
...
I like nerds.
-TM
...
I like nerds.
-TM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis?
Still no fucking eye deer.
HUH ZA fuckers huh za.
No eye deer
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis?
Still no fucking eye deer.
HUH ZA fuckers huh za.
thegov:
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
fssssshh.
fssssshh.
jjkitten:
Ha, both are funny
-K
-K
I like Patton Oswalt. He is fucking HI-larious. The Erin brought over a dvd and I was just fuckin rolling on the floor cracking up. That is some good stuff right there.
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cecelia:
de nada
Today is beautiful. I have to be inside all damn day serving fucking bloodies to hungover customers.
BLOODY SUNDY.
BLOODY SUNDY.
thefreak:
I watched Sailor Moon. I'll admit it.
-TM
-TM
-TM
i am a nice asshole now aren't i?