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Greeting lovelies.

I will start off by saying... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKIT! mad

Someone stole my mojo. My car went into the garage over 6 weeks ago for a standard repair job. Gearbox doodas. A week ago, I was told the clutch need repairs. $$$ Great. Replace it. Today I get a call from the garage. The gearbox I BOUGHT to...
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texy:
Thankyou biggrin biggrin

Oh, Im sorry about your car. It's such a bugger when
things like that happen! I hope things work out.
rollnrob:
Well fuckity fuck fuck that sucks biggrin
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A quicky update about me.

You all remember my bitchy blog about work? The one with the doodles that got a lot of attention? Well..... yours truly is now a full time writer. A paid one biggrin
The downside is, I haven't quit my day job at the silly-circus-Nazi-bootcamp. Yet.

Oooh, did a bodyscape shoot recently. (Tarion should recognize the photographer smile )
Not my prefered line...
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kohana:
Watch your windows... lock your doors!!! I'm coming for you next kiss
casiopea:
Thank you doll! You are a sweetheart smile
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I am extremely mind bleedingly bored at work today. robot This day is just dragging like a dead donkey. So I figured I might as well do something constructive by updating my blog with nonsense.

Since joining the SG site, I have received some comments and messages from members, saying I remind them of someone or another. I thought I'd share the most popular;

Now...
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tarion:
Naaa your way hotter then them wink
Miss you.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
kohana:
Hehe I have to agree with Tarion biggrin Way hotter!!!
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I wish you all blessings in abundance for the year to come, and may the shit of last, stay exactly where it is meant to be; in the past.
Im never late. I do things exactly when I intend to. wink

This year, or more accurately, last year, ended on a low note, and carried the same feeling of limbo into this year. No new years...
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legman:
pretty set!!lovelovelovelovelovelovelove
lumo:
Happy birthday!!
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The shortest blog ever!

Just a quicky bye before I run out of the office, a bottle bubbly in tow. My work is done for the year. And what a year it has been!

Congrats to my to my two girls, Arq, for going pink, and to Tarion for winning miss January Rock and Roll kiss She rocked it like it's hot.

I hope all...
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daff:
Your wellcome darling! I Hope this year we both hit the front page wink
lalou:
I envy your privilege to blog on SG at work. *pout*
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Hellooooo darklings.

I had the most rocking Halloween of my life. My very own mistress, Tarion had me "auditioning" to become a member of Circus Gothica, South Africa's very own burlesque troupe.

So this Saturday passed, I had what you might call my first debut. Or debutte, rather. blush I had a solo piece between the times the ladies burned up the stage. The crowd...
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arq:
Thanks for the love babe X
livion:
Heeeeeey! Tarion, you're like a ninja! I didn't see you coming. Aww. I love dem hugs and kisses, especially if they're mushy tongue

Arq, it's only a pleasure.
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My stoooopid ass pc blocked me from logging into any of my personal accounts. blackeyed
Hello Suicide Land. I'm back now

I know I'm a bit behind times, but congrats to Pixel for FINALLY going pink! Well done lady! You so deserved it! love

So a couple of weeks ago, I met up with some of my fellow SG and hopeful ladies for an impomptu...
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southernguynj:
so nice to see everyone's all smiles!
tarion:
Yay you are back!!
xoxoxoxox
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I'm not blogging, I'm bitchin mad

What's the best way to deal with the shitest day in working girl history, except for arming myself with a big ass bottle of wine and a machete??

And if there is no solution, any takers?
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akila:
Smoke a joint.
chie:
thank you very much Livion!!! smile

you will be the next, i'm sure. feel the wind blowing for changing SG recently? wink
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Hello fellow suicides

Its been a while since my last blog.

I do however, have a couple of pissed of monkeys on my back;

How does the Facebook Suicide group fan base relate to the actual members of Suicide Girls? I see a lot of haters on the Facebook fan page. And if theyre not haters, they are spastics with their knobs out, or spammers...
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skyla:
Awesome set missypants, you kids did really good smile And you have a rocking body! xxxx
_maudlin_:
Very astute, and seconded on all four ladies
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The Bourgeoisie Alternative
(my first regular column appearing in print biggrin

This is my love letter to an alternative culture, written in a time when the unified feeling of a culture no longer exists.

Alternative subcultures. They were a crucial aspect of industrial civilization in the two previous centuries. They were where industrial civilization went to dream, exploring alternative social strategies but they became extinct.
Extinct...
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tarion:
Just a few more days!!! biggrin
chie:
thank you very much for comment, gorgeous lady!
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Ok, so if anyone is wondering why my profile pic looks screwy, it's what happens when you leave me alone in the office on a Friday afternoon with nothing better to do. "Oooh let's see what this button does. How about this one?"

I'll fix it sometime over the weekend. But, if any of you know how to actually default a pic...
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drdeath76:
if you want to I can just make a thumbnail pic for you to use.. and mail it to you...
geekyfox:
Thanks for the friendship request smile