Tonight after work I was greeted by the wife asking if I'd fancy getting my glad rags on and hitting town for a few bevvies.
How could I resist?
So I put my fanciest dress and heels on, back-combed my hair into a RIDICULOUS hive, Amy Wino style and sauntered my hiney down town.
We started the night at my... Read More
All the bars where I live are like that unless you go to an old-man-pub, but then you have the old men staring at you the whole time. Can't win for losing.
So I work part time as a cleaner/janitor at a local supermarket. Not the most glamorous job.
Anyway. Last night at work I was doing my thing, sweeping up around the store and generally trying to look busy when I got a call to the men's toilets. This is never a good thing to hear. Usually a blocked toilet.
I got to the toilets and... Read More
However, being in maintenance myself, I remember getting a call one to blocked toilets. One little fuse had gone, which happened to power about 10 toilet auto flushes in a row. But rather than go elsewhere, people had shit on top of shit on top of shit. Then the cleaners came in and poored bleach everywhere.
From just the smell, my entire body broke out in hives. Was horrid.
Last night after work, I was dragged out with DickieBamboo and our friend Andrew for a birthday night out. I sat at a table with some red bull and tried to stay awake. After a while some genius decided we should all go to 'The Priory', a terrible club full of terrible excuses for human beings. For some reason, last night... Read More
I couldn't look myself in the eye either when I was a student
For instant mirror enhancement, try sillit bang, it gets rid of those messy streaks other cleaners leave behind.
I can't take a myspaz-esque pic on my camera because of the state of my mirror.
I realise this isn't going to convince you, but you've got nothing to obsess about. A bit of ego massage never goes astray!
It's freshers (first year university students) week here in rainy Aberdeen and the streets are paved with intoxicated teens. For some reason, the only thing freshers week does is cause debt, alcohol poisoning and, in some cases, pregnancy (it happened last year. seriously.) Hoards of giggling kids running from one pub to another, led by equally boistrous, obnoxious, neon T-shirt wearing guides.... Read More
Hey SGland! I've finally finished uni for the summer. (and passed!) Now I have to try and raise 3000 - 5000 in under 4 months. Ouch. I may have a job lined up but apart from that... uh....sell my soul?
I hope you feel a little better now, at any rate