Monday Jan 10, 2005

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Shit has come up.
I will back in touch with everyone on Wednesday.
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quixote327:

Sounds like you need a plunger. I wish I had one.

barbiq:

"shit???????????????????????". WELL... whatever , HERE, A JOCKE,ANYWAY--- HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!! kiss kiss :
THERE IS A GUY, IN THE JUNGLE, ENJOYING HIS TRIP- SUDDENLY, CANNIBAL, TERRIBLE GUY, TERRIBLE DICK, STAYING OIN FRONT OF HIM, KIDNAPES HIM, AND ASKS HIM: "UNGA UNGA " OR "MURDER-MURDER"(HERE, IN SPNISH, "MATA-MATA").
-"UNGA.UNGA", HE SAYS----
SO, THE INDIAN, TAKES HIM AND RAPES HIM,
THE POOR GUY, HE COULDT WALK. HE HAD A TERRIBLE PAIN ON HIS BUTT. HE THINKS HE HAS NOT ASS.HE STARTS TO WALK AGAIN, AND , SUDDENLY, TWO CANNIBLS, AGAIN.
"UNGA UNGA OR MATA MATA???"
"UNGA UNGA..."
AGAIN, HE FEELS LIKE HE HAS NO ASS, HE HAS NO STOMACH, HE CAN{T WALK, IT IS WORST THAN DIE...!!!!!!!!HE THINKS HE HS TO SCAPE, AND TRY TO RUN, WHEN HE IS JUMPING TO CROSS THE JUNGLE, AGAIN, THREE INDIANS:
"UNGA UNGA OR MATA MATA???????"
"MATA MATA, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-YEAH. BUT FIRST, UNGA UNGA.

From britney

your journal entry brought to my surprised attention that I never put my 2 cents in on the many ways I love myself some morbid!!.... You make me laugh my ass off!! You rock me hard core.... Your morbid side is way fucking hott on a whole other level!!.... Basically, you kick some ass, and I would hump you in your body bag any time, lemmy tell ya!...
So much love!

If ever I could tell that someone was an awesome person just from online, its lilmissmorbid. She always finds these awesomely funny pictures then takes the time to post them in everyones journals. How cool!

Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

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hey guys I need to put a hold on the serial killer story..
Today at work Ash threatened to come back to the shop and shoot shakey the crackwhore(Dana the drug crack whore). So they fired her. So now I have to get up at the buttcrack of dawn and go in for an employee meeting with the manager and Owner to see if...
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karalynn:

What a shitty thing to have to deal with at work. Employment sucks sweaty donkey balls doesn't it?

Damn Keep us posted on what happens.

BTW loving the progression of the story. smile

godsmoker:

Dude, that's fucked up.... Cracky needs to die! mad

Monday Sep 27, 2004

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Awakened by an unquenchable addiction,
To walk hand in hand with death,
Exhumed to transcend the walls of the coffin,
And search for newly rotted flesh...
Casket crushing and dismantling the grave,
With other fiends in this sadistic enclave,
On draughts of blood my thirst is slaked, Underfoot the mouldy bones break... Nocturnal devestation my only aim, Dead or living,
I seek out and maim...
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dialysis:

Very proper profile pic.
Are you the author of the poems you've been posting?

jman76:

I like your poem and you pics are hella cool. biggrin

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