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Shit has come up.
I will back in touch with everyone on Wednesday.
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quixote327:
Sounds like you need a plunger. I wish I had one.
barbiq:
"shit???????????????????????". WELL... whatever , HERE, A JOCKE,ANYWAY--- HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!! kiss kiss :
THERE IS A GUY, IN THE JUNGLE, ENJOYING HIS TRIP- SUDDENLY, CANNIBAL, TERRIBLE GUY, TERRIBLE DICK, STAYING OIN FRONT OF HIM, KIDNAPES HIM, AND ASKS HIM: "UNGA UNGA " OR "MURDER-MURDER"(HERE, IN SPNISH, "MATA-MATA").
-"UNGA.UNGA", HE SAYS----
SO, THE INDIAN, TAKES HIM AND RAPES HIM,
THE POOR GUY, HE COULDT WALK. HE HAD A TERRIBLE PAIN ON HIS BUTT. HE THINKS HE HAS NOT ASS.HE STARTS TO WALK AGAIN, AND , SUDDENLY, TWO CANNIBLS, AGAIN.
"UNGA UNGA OR MATA MATA???"
"UNGA UNGA..."
AGAIN, HE FEELS LIKE HE HAS NO ASS, HE HAS NO STOMACH, HE CAN{T WALK, IT IS WORST THAN DIE...!!!!!!!!HE THINKS HE HS TO SCAPE, AND TRY TO RUN, WHEN HE IS JUMPING TO CROSS THE JUNGLE, AGAIN, THREE INDIANS:
"UNGA UNGA OR MATA MATA???????"
"MATA MATA, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-YEAH. BUT FIRST, UNGA UNGA.
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hey guys I need to put a hold on the serial killer story..
Today at work Ash threatened to come back to the shop and shoot shakey the crackwhore(Dana the drug crack whore). So they fired her. So now I have to get up at the buttcrack of dawn and go in for an employee meeting with the manager and Owner to see if...
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karalynn:
What a shitty thing to have to deal with at work. Employment sucks sweaty donkey balls doesn't it?

Damn Keep us posted on what happens.

BTW loving the progression of the story. smile
godsmoker:
Dude, that's fucked up.... Cracky needs to die! mad
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Awakened by an unquenchable addiction,
To walk hand in hand with death,
Exhumed to transcend the walls of the coffin,
And search for newly rotted flesh...
Casket crushing and dismantling the grave,
With other fiends in this sadistic enclave,
On draughts of blood my thirst is slaked, Underfoot the mouldy bones break... Nocturnal devestation my only aim, Dead or living,
I seek out and maim...
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dialysis:
Very proper profile pic.
Are you the author of the poems you've been posting?
jman76:
I like your poem and you pics are hella cool. biggrin

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Okay I suck

I owe things to
Robotsatemyhair (cards)
unholytrinity (goodies)
and
Shewulf (pictures)
I totally suck at getting to the post office and I apologise to all 3 of you for being such a fucking slacker.

Is there anyone else I promised to send stuff too but forgot? If there are more of you out there my apologies.


And again I didnt get comments...
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vudugrl:
um, i think i can remember you promising me a big, wet kiss. and some bon-bons. and a Volvo S80.

but you were really drunk at the time so you might not remember. surreal
mschrista:
happy hump day to you too
now bad touch by the blood hound gang in stuck in my head
shocked

kiss
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Okay sorry I didnt get to everyones journal yesterday as promised.
I am in the process of putting dreadlocks in my hair and it took pervert and me a long time to do this. Longer then expected. I will try to get through L-Z tonight after work.



Looks dont mean anything to me.... Thats easy for you to say. Your not ugly.


Why do you...
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silveronthetree:
Ah thankyou sweety for sayin such nice things. Can you believe this Wankmafia dude? Fuckin hell.
silveronthetree:
biggrin kiss
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How I spent my weekend
by LiLMiSsMorBiD.

We got to the hotel at 3:30 pm not to shabby had a cool kids playground and a pool. Weather was sunny. Waited for our friends to get there so we went to play in the playground. My Son wanted me to come with him through the plastic tunnels so I did. Halfway through the tunnels my...
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the_cheat:
Grover was always my favorite. That and the Cookie Monster!

Yaum yaum yuam....Munch munch munch....

ooo aaa ooo aaa
daliyah:
Grover sooooooooooo wanted to feel you up! I'll be home tonight except when I pick the boy up from work at 8 that should only take a half an hour...I can't wait! kiss
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There was no tombstone to mark his place.
I only remember his pale, blood treaked face.
Yearning to put my fingers through his blood matted hair,
Although he's dead, should I dare?.
The living may have breathing on their side,
but when I have to leave, he's never cried.
I have to go now, but I will come back soon.
I promise to...
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mistress_m:
Happy Weekend, Kid smile ARRR!!! ARRR!!! smile biggrin biggrin
dx927:
i went to sesame place once in the summer of 88. i went with my mom, my aunt, her son, my cousin and her daughter. it was a long bus ride from nyc all the way to whatever city that was in pa. when we got there, they informed us that they had not received their shipment of ice for the day and any drink that they served had to be served warm. since they're an educational park and such, they had no soda but only juice. i failed to mention earlier that this was the hottest day of the summer (i think july or august.) we lived for the entire day on frozen lemonade slushie things which they still luckily had. i don't remember too much about rides and such, just that it was a miserable experience all around.

the weird thing is the only thing i really remember about that day was that there was a pit stop on the way there and i purchased a 20 ounce 7-up gold from a convenient store. 50 points to anyone who remember that drink and what it was lol.
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Well last night went okay. Not bad for a first run not great but not bad. He have a few glitches to work out but all in all it went off okay. Cute college guy showed up again last night. Without the girlfriend. I think I have an admirer. He kept the money rolling all night to me so I stayed or went back to...
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daliyah:
GET on Yahoo! I work late tomorrow
whiskeyfightpit:
Are you going to visit Coldenginelogic while in PA??? You should if you didn't plan to.

If you win the lottery...buy me a bottle of Jamiesons and send it to me. I'll celebrate your victory by getting drunk in Ohio.
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I recieved 2 emails yesterday about expanding my penis size. If I just call this toll free number for just $19.99 I can buy these miracle pills that will expand my penis 2 inches in just 6 weeks. Call now! Um.. Do they think my penis needs expanding? How do they even know my penis isnt already hung between my knees? For that matter...
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drakonos:
Ill be ready.. just lemme know when ..and ahead of time (so i wont have conflicting plans haha). smile

EDIT_

Woah an Alli AND a turtle? thats almost as funny as the cat with the pig.. but it couldnt even mount the damn oinker! lol great pic

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binkymcqueen:
you lost me at the wiggles......Shudders....thank god our daughter hates the show as much as we do.....