Okay heres the scenerio. Your sitting in a stripclub. The smell of cigarette smoke, sweat, and god knows what else lingers in the air. The lights go off. Dark red lights illuminate the lone silver pole and the first note of House of 1000 Corpses begins to play. Out from behind a side black curtain steps a nervous diva. She slinks forward and grabs ahold...
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causus:
Ehh, I spent my weekend running pipe in the ground. It was slow and boring. 
holymackerel:
yay! good for you babe! very proud of you
Okay so it wasnt a full 27 hours but I got booted off the realm at 2:40PM today. 29 confirmed kills with ears, 1 new char to level 37, and 13 losses. Not bad.
Got to talk to drakonos in the game. So it was a all around fun time.
Going to dance tonight. I have a cold and a runny nose plus coughing so...
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Got to talk to drakonos in the game. So it was a all around fun time.
Going to dance tonight. I have a cold and a runny nose plus coughing so...
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click_here:
you rock.....always a highpoint to my day, is whatever pic you put in my journal
an egg...........is a terrible thing to waste
an egg...........is a terrible thing to waste
o2bnlove:
Congrats on your first night dancing!
27 hour Diablo II LOD gamefest starting in 1 hour. I will be on Battlenet East. Kicking some huge amounts of ass. My account name is Mrs.Morbid (with the .) If you think you can hang and try to PvP my ass come on and try me. I'm actually doing it sober this time so I might actually win. Bahahahahahahahah Well lets just say im...
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dialysis:
The addiction of online warfare. 
Have fun.
Have fun.
karalynn:
Still recovering from the game fest? 
Hope it was fun.
And you so need to get pictures up from your dance you hot thing you.
Hope it was fun.
And you so need to get pictures up from your dance you hot thing you.
Theres nothing sexier then when a guy throws you against the wall, slides his hands up your inner thigh, pulls your panties off with his teeth then passes out, hits his head against a wall, and when you get him woken up he pukes on you. Yep thats uber sexy.
So yeah thats how my weekend ended.
Watched a few good movies this weekend and...
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So yeah thats how my weekend ended.
Watched a few good movies this weekend and...
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cheech:
I got your email, but had to fish it out of "the trash" on Hotmail, hence my Journal warning re: my email filter this afternoon. Hopefully, I can send soon this week...
todd31:
I had a girl puke on me once. It was really interesting. I guess maybe you had to be there to understand it.
As for pics I have plenty of them just cant figure out how to get them in this little tiny screen it's really annoying. Oh and I have seen lord of the g-strings it was pretty fucking funny well have a great week 5 more days till tattooing again
As for pics I have plenty of them just cant figure out how to get them in this little tiny screen it's really annoying. Oh and I have seen lord of the g-strings it was pretty fucking funny well have a great week 5 more days till tattooing again
My head hurts, I feel like shit and I think I need to puke.
Capt'n Morgan is my nemesis tonight.
Ugh
Capt'n Morgan is my nemesis tonight.
Ugh
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minsc_and_boo:
quick get her a bucket!
aikaterine:
Feel better dear
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todd31:
so I guess congrats are in order wheres the bottle of cuervo
user209834982:
woot! congrats! 
Thanks for all your posts of concern. You guys are the bestest!
So yesterday I had to go get the puss puss waxed cause todays the big day and I didnt want anything to make me feel uneasy, so I went 5 days early and got my puss waxed. I have been going to these little korean ladies who speak very little English but they...
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So yesterday I had to go get the puss puss waxed cause todays the big day and I didnt want anything to make me feel uneasy, so I went 5 days early and got my puss waxed. I have been going to these little korean ladies who speak very little English but they...
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dclxvi:
Whoa, I go away for a week or two and I've lost all touch. What is going on?
KISSES!
KISSES!
miss_lady:
Holy shit, funny entry. 
Thanks for all your posts of concern. You guys are the bestest!
So yesterday I had to go get the puss puss waxed cause todays the big day and I didnt want anything to make me feel uneasy, so I went 5 days early and got my puss waxed. I have been going to these little korean ladies who speak very little English but they...
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So yesterday I had to go get the puss puss waxed cause todays the big day and I didnt want anything to make me feel uneasy, so I went 5 days early and got my puss waxed. I have been going to these little korean ladies who speak very little English but they...
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I'll catch up to everyone tomorrow.
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5alvani:
why are you upset cutie?
freakchef:
Ok what did the crack whore do now????
Anyhoo as for the subserviant chicken he can lick my ass but Im sure he'll just shake his finger at me
Anyhoo as for the subserviant chicken he can lick my ass but Im sure he'll just shake his finger at me
Wow.
So okay. Ash's birthday was yesterday so we took her to Maryland to Dave and Busters (very huge videogame,pool tables, motorcross etc fun house) My head hurts. I think I drank my weight in Capt'n Morgan... Ugh. I feel like fermented road kill. Our limo driver was really cool though. He took us around DC and he knew where the exorcist stairs were so...
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So okay. Ash's birthday was yesterday so we took her to Maryland to Dave and Busters (very huge videogame,pool tables, motorcross etc fun house) My head hurts. I think I drank my weight in Capt'n Morgan... Ugh. I feel like fermented road kill. Our limo driver was really cool though. He took us around DC and he knew where the exorcist stairs were so...
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5alvani:
Happy wed!!! hump day! 
jibaili:
happy hump day, well it is here.. lol..
i have no funny pics
i have no funny pics
Im tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and tell me lies
I want a love that will never stray
When he sees other girls he looks away
And if he never kisses me, thats alright
Because we can just cuddle all night
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I dont really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never...
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They cheat on me and tell me lies
I want a love that will never stray
When he sees other girls he looks away
And if he never kisses me, thats alright
Because we can just cuddle all night
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I dont really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never...
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holymackerel:
ahh egg nog i wonder who invented it.. i want to get a little drunk but i also want some pancakes.. *s*
siqkat:
Hey there LilMissM. Haven't stopped by in a bit . Hope you are doing well. Like the poem. Like the idea of the fishnets better. My weekend pales in comparison.
Well I got to the club late so no practise yesterday but i did get to watch some chubbies strip. It was pretty cool. One of the girls looked like Anna Nicole (before she lost the weight) she was working the pole. Jealousy was runnin amuck I did get a chance though to check out the people who were there to watch the show. There...
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minsc_and_boo:
the thought of you licking my head has me all warm and fuzzy
dharmabox:
damn you really do scare the living shit out of me everytime i check out your journal. i have to take a deep breath :shudder:
you know the gals & fellas are going to go gagga over you if you dance right? you're hot!
and thanks for being so damn sweet and writing a testimonial for me. how can someone so scary be so lovely?
you know the gals & fellas are going to go gagga over you if you dance right? you're hot!
and thanks for being so damn sweet and writing a testimonial for me. how can someone so scary be so lovely?