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so much to do and yet at this point i'd be satisfied (thrilled, even!) just to have a cup of coffee and a few hours to catch up.

From pygmy

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lemonkid will take your eyeballs out like nobody's business, so you'd better be skilled in the ocular tissue regeneration department if you happen to meet him.
don't say i didn't warn you.

From shaine

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now you know you have "nipples" in your testimonials AT LEAST 90 times. yes i counted. <3 <3 <3

From nali

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Ahem, as I said before:

Eh.

Some m*th*rf*ck*rs in Canada have problems with our French-Canadian counterparts.
Serious. Those people can just f*ck right off. I mean, they are clearly jealous!

People from Quebec KILL IT!

They are either:
-Super fun
-Amazingly cute
-Incredibly snazzy dressers
-Highlarious
-Doing something, I have no idea what
-Speaking in super cute English like: "For true?"

Or some combination of the above things.

I don't know if it's the water or the air or all those trees or that mountainy kind of terrain or what that makes y'all so sick?!!
But I'm incredibly happy to say French Canadians Rock!
(all the ones I've met, or seen, or talked to, or worked with...)

Perhaps you are the only redeeming qualtiy Ontario has (which is sad, because you aren't even in it.)
Of course, I think other people have noticed how Super Cool you are too eh:



J'aime le Quebecois!


biggrin
N.

From sodome

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Just as ravishing in person as in his tiny little pictures, but taller. The question remains: can he dance as well as is claimed on local men's room walls?

From zak

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i'm jealous of lemonkid's testies! three pages worth of testies- look at em! looooook at em!!!

From pygmy

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watch out for this guy. i hear he likes to flog it to dinoflagellates. shocked


...but somehow that only makes him all the more charming.

From datsun

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Lemonkid made my summer by suggesting a bumbleberry pie (my family is still talking about it).

yes, the cult has me in its grasp.... shocked

From datsun

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Lemonkid is a joy in the Kitchen group, and generally witty on the site. It's refreshing to see someone who can be articulate and charming, but who still remembers that this is the internet, and it's not that serious... wink

From zak

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this is a long list of testimonials... so i will say, in short, that lemonkid is lemony.. and not very old.

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This guy is without a doubt the coolest Canadian I've ever had the pleasure of hosting at my apartment and showing around Seattle.
I mean, like, even if there was more than one Canadian that I've hosted at my apartment, I'm sure he'd still at least be in the top five.
He also gave me the coolest gift that one hetero guy can give to another hetero guy without any inferred non-hetero assumptions going on. Plus he really likes John Henry, and that's cool too, I guess.

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I still don't get god. He didn't make me suave enough like he did over at the Lemon tree. Like suave as in Dean Fucking Stockwell from Blue Velvet meets Lester Bangs meets Burroughs meets Scott Walker suave. Blue Ribbons, bobbysocks, and gold medals galore for Lemonkid. The hipster's hipster. He put the whammy on me. great googlymoogly. May his sidewalks stay obstacle free.