lars

I learned to love my self, but the relationship is purely sexual...

I only feel like a whole person when I'm acquiring possessions, but only ones I don't need.

does any one want a repo m14 bayonet? its to far out of spec to fit a real rifle but it's still a nice looking knife.

I need someone to sext with...

Sometimes I wish I wasn't so neurotic, but without the neurosis what would there be left of me?

I exist purely for my own amusement.

I should start dating baby mammas, at least you know in advance that they put out, right?

is this shit for real? turns out it is.
http://www.nuvigil.com/
when i heard about this pill i wasn't sure if it was a real commercial or parody of our over medicated culture.

[itl]NUVIGIL (armodafinil) Tablets [C-IV] is a prescription medicine used to improve wakefulness in adults who experience excessive sleepiness due to "shift work disorder"

NUVIGIL may cause serious side effects including a serious rash...
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what is worse, that i keep nude photos of most of my exes on my computer, or that i didn't take a single one of them? (i stumbled onto them on photo sharing sites)

http://www.youtube.com/user/napalm113
i posted videos of my tennis ball mortar. it shoots potatoes quite well also.