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what if cum has the power to cure cancer, but no one can get it up for sick bald people?

I'm considering a faux guerrilla manual as a rebuttal to mall ninjas, zombie hunters and survivalist. It would be fun, but I'm worried about the ramifications of a "make your own cannon out of materials available at hardware stores" and "make your own flak jacket with sapis." Reviewing every gun and flak jacket I've ever owned would be harmless enough but I'm not sure it...
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states that don't believe in global warming should sign a contact saying they don't believe in climate change, AND refuse to accept federal aid for any future disasters caused by climate change.

i want to design a cell phone powered by seamen. that way you have to rub one out before you can start drunk dialing ex girlfriends when you are horny

why do you guys think it is Asian chicks dig me? not Asian American, but women living on the continent of Asia and surrounding islands. I get friend requests from them all the time on face book and they flirt with me.

I don't think I'm going to renew my sg account after it expires next time. people on some of the forums are assholes. most of my favorite models have left. and i shouldn't pay $36 a year to use forums.