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I got called a creep for the first time in my life this week. I can't believe it took this long!

LIKE A BOSS!

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lanemeyer:
@adelina I'll take that compliment all the way to the spank bank! ;)
ahnhell:
I feel like applauding lol
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Is there something in the cosmos that's making people in general exceptionally horny these days, or is it just me?

I think I'm gonna need these: HUZZAH!

adelina:
JiZZ hands? There's a product for everything..
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clio:
no way, have you seen Lars and the Real Girl or The Notebook!? totally different roles.
jennna:
Ouch that bill would of made me cry!
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chachagirl:
Oh no! what if we use the hair over one eye trick to disguise a semi lazy eye?!? Hahaha. Jk. Kind of...
How are u? I need your chat schedule.. I think I shall refuse to go into chat unless I know u will be there. wink
I hope u are having a great summer!
tez:
Thank you for your kind words honey xox
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"My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!"

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fallenglory:
bahahahaha

"When I get bored I drink dog pee."
lanemeyer:
"I named my pussy Rihanna cuz she loves to get beat up!"
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fallenglory:
bahahahaha
bza:
i'm a little nervous for the tons of messages i'm sure will be pouring in... "why did you delete me?"
"can i be your friend again" "we talked on january 6th at 9:30PM, don't you remember me?"
ughhhhhhhh.

and than you! biggrinblushkiss
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Some day I will have kids, and I will relentlessly fuck with them.

mavenist:
Yeah ... i enjoyed that.