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I got called a creep for the first time in my life this week. I can't believe it took this long!

LIKE A BOSS!

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lanemeyer:
@adelina I'll take that compliment all the way to the spank bank! ;)
ahnhell:
I feel like applauding lol
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Is there something in the cosmos that's making people in general exceptionally horny these days, or is it just me?

I think I'm gonna need these: HUZZAH!

adelina:
JiZZ hands? There's a product for everything..
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clio:
no way, have you seen Lars and the Real Girl or The Notebook!? totally different roles.
jennna:
Ouch that bill would of made me cry!
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chachagirl:
Oh no! what if we use the hair over one eye trick to disguise a semi lazy eye?!? Hahaha. Jk. Kind of...
How are u? I need your chat schedule.. I think I shall refuse to go into chat unless I know u will be there. wink
I hope u are having a great summer!
tez:
Thank you for your kind words honey xox
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"My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!"

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fallenglory:
bahahahaha

"When I get bored I drink dog pee."
lanemeyer:
"I named my pussy Rihanna cuz she loves to get beat up!"
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fallenglory:
bahahahaha
bza:
i'm a little nervous for the tons of messages i'm sure will be pouring in... "why did you delete me?"
"can i be your friend again" "we talked on january 6th at 9:30PM, don't you remember me?"
ughhhhhhhh.

and than you! biggrinblushkiss
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Some day I will have kids, and I will relentlessly fuck with them.

mavenist:
Yeah ... i enjoyed that.
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We had a promise made. We were in love.

thebeliever:
This looks like it might have been one of the funnest videos ever to make. I wonder how much was just CGI?

Btw, if you've never checked out The Knife's original, it's effing great; as is most of their stuff. The video for "Pass This On" is one of my favorite videos of all time.
fellinibird:
This used to be my favorite video to show on youtube when i was demo-ing the first gen iphone back in my fruit store days. smile

oh and this one
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night with an epiphany? A thought or idea so strong that it literally snapped you out of your sleep? This happened to me a few nights ago, and I've been reeling from it ever since...

1. I've realized that I've only truly been in love once in my life. Though we are no...
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adelina:
Beautifully written. <3