Monday Jun 06, 2005

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Dear Bloggers,

Last night we dreamt of Merchgirl and woke up with colossal fucking chubbies.

BACON oink
merchbitch:
no wonder i nearly rolled off the bed....

Monday Jun 06, 2005

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Dear Bloggers,

Guess what we are doing tomorrow? Go on then, guess.. We are going to visit an old mate to deliver his toe compartment socks, jacket and pants. We wont be giving him that money we owe him though, fuck that. We are also going on a fake meat hunt.....you are not welcome to join us if your name is merc and you are...
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merchbitch:
well, i sat through that.
very faxed head lyrics.

"i shot my hand and it was bad
so i had the doctor make it plaid
why, god. WHY?"

featuring members of bungle without patton a la sc3.
but death metal glue sniffing mutants from the tar pits of labrae.

y'all knew that anyways. they came out in '95 or '96.

yes big props all round.
we will make anybody popular for vegan food and ambers.

who wants a piece? ARRR!!!
merchbitch:
"nighty night sheree." - niagara

Saturday Jun 04, 2005

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Dear Bloggers,

Whats going on? Every time we come back here we have a new friend! Hello new friend.

Today we went around to Sam's to find out what the other puppy is called. It is indeed called Torque.. And one is called Taco too, we just forget entirely about that one. But what we really meant to talk about was Wilson. We were going...
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merchbitch:
i talk in riddles, do i.
josh on the bottom of this page, looking all tom waitsy.
fuckos. but you can see the ad for the old matey, yeah?
beaeffeff:
I haven't been your friend for very long, so I didn't understand much of your journal but it made me smile anyway! biggrin

Friday Jun 03, 2005

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Dear Bloggers, Part 3

How bout how we're going on a ghost tour next weekend. We are visiting the boggo road jail, the toowong cemetery and the south brisbane cemetery. It should be tops and you're all jealous cos we will attract all the ghouls and ghosties.

We're having withdrawals from the pub so we drove past and pipped at Golden who was standing outside....
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lasonja:
We are hot. Lets be honest. Who really goes out on a friday night and doesnt comment on our blogs? Lame people, thats who. Lame people like Merch.

BACON oink
merchbitch:
this is my fucking wednesday, ketsu!
and you know it....
and you also seem to know that i am a shape changer from the planet zargov.
(if anybody on here recalls a brisbane band (cleveland) from 1991-92 called the fucshia, you may understand this.
if not just knod yr head and smile.
you know my limits too well, g freshness.
but i went the whole hog and had 3 ambers.
facon oink

Friday Jun 03, 2005

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Dear Bloggers, Part 2.

Welcome to sobriety.. This is our 2nd sober Friday night in like.. 7 months. Hows that?? Merch is out getting drunk off 2 beers and he didnt even bother to invite us. Probably because it could have gotten quite hairy, what with him being so attracted to us and all. Dont worry Merc, this wont stop us from sending you 837428974289374298347...
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merchbitch:
suckle? it's more of a grind-knaw.
and we all know what knaw spells backwards, do we not?
sock it to me while i stick it to you.
lilac? they were fuschia. you dumbass hunchbogs.
who needs glasses now, hey james????

Friday Jun 03, 2005

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Dear Bloggers,

Everything is lame. Especially how Jack Whites wife looks. She aint no Lasonja. She aint no Meg White and she sure as hell aint no Shirley Manson. We found it again!!! We found a young little baby jebus Merch on the Grinspoon DVD. He looks the same age, only younger. Weird... Hes definitely a fine wine, much better looking now.

Young cookie is...
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chewy6sic638201:
Hiya, Thanx for add to friends
Looks like you've got a pretty good month lined up for yourself wink
merchbitch:
you cunts are fucked smile

Thursday Jun 02, 2005

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Dear Bloggers,

We are blogging once again.. We went on a quest to find thin lipstick today, but failed miserably. We will just have to resort to using merch's time and time again. We also spent the entire day at work, thats the fun of being two people. Last night we came home with a bag full of stolen goodies. Picked up the dirt for...
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merchbitch:
fuck me!
6 friends!!!
if only this was the real worlds...
is that one of the ute drivers from yesterday?
sock it to me, baby.
aaronsrod:
too not making it to the hookup frown

too inviting me to your no pants party biggrin

saying that you love me blush

Wednesday Jun 01, 2005

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Dear Bloggers,

We found it!!!!! We are watching merch play air guitar at his humble abode right now, hes lame, but not as lame as us. He just took a shit and lit a match after it. We are awkward and using his comp to blog. It is hard so we give up. We have to be boring cos merchtoss is supervising our blog. We...
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aaronsrod:
I liked the title quote in ERIK THE VIKING
the discribed the movie as 'RAPE PILLAGE MURDER and some very nice senery' cool movie I loved it.
Here is a bit of a teaser for you Erik The Viking Trailer
speedway74:
hi there and welcome to SG wink
i love the ryden pic, saw a real nice version in outre last time i was in melbourne but was $5500 so alas left it there

Monday May 30, 2005

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Dear Bloggers,

We have just been shown where we are moving to. Merch has invited us to live with him! hahahahahahahahahah he couldnt resist the fact that we walk around wearing missy higgins cardigans, no pants and thrusting in every direction. We just dont have the hair to go with the cardigan though frown

WELCOME HOME MERCHBITCH!!! you are a meat curtain head.

Oh bother, today...
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merchbitch:
is that latin for generousity?
aaronsrod:
thats a cool profile pic mate.
Oh are you coing to the hookup on sat night biggrin

Sunday May 29, 2005

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Dear Bloggers,

Can we raise raise an ongoing issue of concern for us.. We spend a lot of time in bed and often we find it hard to find a place to rest our beverages. This has raised the question, why dont beds have cup holders?

Thoughts please.

Dont you hate pants?

Another issue. We want to give away merchbitch's real name. Norman LBJ merchgirl...
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merchbitch:
you do remember everything....
how flash of you.
merchbitch:
i'd like to invite you to a pant party.

Saturday May 28, 2005

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Dear Bloggers,

Look, we are blogging. So how bout how we were in the paper today! We look stoked. We're almost sure it was a tremendous gig and we're almost sure we drank beers that werent vegan.

Flash photography does not do merchbitch justice. If he shaves his beard off, next time we're at a gig we will steal a lot of units.

Kelis.

Flash...
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anniefrannie:
hi,

you guys sound super cool. im only vego, not vegan, its ok u can hate me. nah dont think ill go to the meet up. im guessing your not too?

dunn? mmm poor mr bam. he makes me laugh for all the wrong reasons. i also like his pants.

u 2 have pretty hair. do u go to the depot? i go sometimes.

anyway im off to eat some lettuce because thats all i can eat apparently.

bye bye PEACE OUTTTT EMO LADIES!