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audiophyle:
now you are smarter!!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! did your kitty eat brains, too?
scharpy:
I ONCE ATE MONKEY BRAINS IN THE THIRD GRADE.
THEY DIDN'T TELL US WHAT THEY WERE UNTIL WE WERE DONE EATING IT.
YUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I had this dream last night that I was touring some sort of humane society with a class and there was this stupid, fat kid who kept annoying me. We went into a room with some semi-feral cats in cages and he goes, "Are these cats really feral? I'm gonna check..." and then he slammed his hand against one of the cages, completely freaking the...
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wolfwood:
All the barbarcue sauce and ribs must've given him brain damage. Or else he never made it past second grade.

I'm feeling a bit better now. My temperature went up to 101 last night, but now it's back down to normal although I still have aches and pains and have a cough and runny nose and stuff.

Did you want to go to the roller derby on Sunday?
broadwaybee:
I can't believe that you have any faith in humanity after all fo the things you see.

Ugh, it makes me sick just reading it.
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broadwaybee:
BAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

Oh jesus, you're the greatest EVER.

love
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I just don't want to be here right now.

The re-take for the algebra COMPASS MATC thing I failed so horribly is tomorrow and I don't feel good about it at all. I feel queasy and I need to study but studying doesn't help when you don't remember any of it and you don't have anything to remind you what stupid fucking symbols like ↔...
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broadwaybee:
If you don't become a vet, I'll eat my pants. Because you're awesome.

And thank you for backing my outbursts up with facts.
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msjade:
I'm with you. None of our kitties are declawed, except one. We found her (or she found us) She had been declawed but not spayed. Every time she goes to the scratching post it makes me sad. And your previous pic of all the dead animals made me cry. ugh.
msjade:
I'm with you. None of our kitties are declawed, except one. We found her (or she found us) She had been declawed but not spayed. Every time she goes to the scratching post it makes me sad. And your previous pic of all the dead animals made me cry. ugh.
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fallen1carus:
frown that's awful.
nyhcx516:
yea, wow, im gonna go cry
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So I get this fucking thing from MATC which is basically just this questionarre to see if I should be in the vet tech program. It's got the prerequesits listed, and it says:
Chemistry: The following chemistry courses are not accepted - ChemCom or Cemistry in the Community

Guess what I'm fucking in? Yeah, ChemCom.

No one fucking anywhere down the line has told...
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wren:
ARGH. MATC is frustrating, for sure. I spent three years there and was pleased with the education I got, even though it was infuriating as hell sometimest to be a student. You have to have a chemistry course BEFORE starting the vet tech program? I would think they'd let you take something concurrently. That's shitty.
kryogenickiki:
I can't take chemistry and the vet tech courses at the same time (I've gotta have chem before I take vet tech) so it'd set me back at least a semester and make me pay for another class and books.
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I called Matt tonight, and I think I'll get to see him tomorrow. I haven't seen him since Valentine's Day, and before then it was another week and a half, so I'm really hoping I get to see him tomorrow. But tomorrow he gets off work at 2:45 and I have to be at work by 5 so unless I see him at night too...
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broadwaybee:
I'll have a dove, if you're doling them out. confused
kryogenickiki:
I just couldn't form coherent sentences because I was stoned when I was writing that.

Monty eats rats, Rico eats adult mice (any baby corn snakes I'd get would be eating baby mice). I really want to get Monty to accept dead prey, but so far I haven't been able to and he's on a hunger strike right now anyway so I'll probably end up feeding this rat live.
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Gather 'round children, it's storytime.

So on Saturday at about 10 am I wake up. I sense something's wrong...something hot and gooey and dark on my stomach. -Blood? What the fuck?- On closer inspection I discover the identity of the mystery substance that was wrapping itself around my tummy -- chocolate!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww. It takes me a few moments, but eventually I realize that some of...
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wolfwood:
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Noelani/702938/

Bottom of the entry. What the hell kind of cats are those?! Wtf?! Those are cats, right?
kryogenickiki:
They're sphinx kittens. Awwww.

You have to bathe them fairly often because otherwise they'll get grease spots on your stuff (since they don't have fur to absorb the natural oils).

[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 8:32PM]
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broadwaybee:
AHAHAHA you named him Thomas! Awesome.

Yeah, am I the only one that has a hard time not telling people how fucking stupid they are for feeding their cats 'Science Diet special super triple ultra medical cat blend with five essential nutrients BLABLABLA'? Some people. I get pissed - it's hard to keep my mouth shut.

But it's fucking brilliant that you knew exactly what my 'ack' was about. Hah.
wolfwood:
Hey, there's this ravey-type thing at the Union South next Friday (2/25). It's all ages and free. Would you want to go?
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Every fucking time I find a job that I'd love, it won't work out.
Case in point:
http://www.jobcenter.wisc.edu/jobdetail.asp?JobID=16325&SiteFlag=2
It's a dog training thing that uses positive reinforcement. I would have to take my dog through at least one class (which would be free, and I'd like to do that anyway). It'd be a couple days a week for three hours at a time between 5:30-9....
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wolfwood:
Well, if you applied, you'd just have to get the application in by the 25th and then go take the test a couple weeks later. From my experience, it'd probably be at least a couple months before they called you, so it wouldn't hurt to put in an application. I have to go pick one up myself soonish, so maybe I could go get one for you, too. I know you'd rather work with animals, but I figured since it paid so much and you get benefits, it'd be worth a shot.

WPM = Words Per Minute; how many words you type per minute

Net WPM = Total WPM - Errors (like x amount of time off for each error)

I have a typing program I bought that you can borrow and install on your computer if you want.
kryogenickiki:
If you could pick up an app for me and let me borrow your typing program that'd be awesome.
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So Robert, my chemistry/genetics teacher, thinks there's something wrong with me. I think he thinks I'm sick or something. Today he was like, "Would you mind if I called home?" and it's like, "Well, yeah...." and he's like, "Well, if you're not acting different within a week or so I'm probably going to call home." So I really don't know what to do, mainly because...
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fallen1carus:
hm... have you asked him what he thinks is wrong with you? sounds like a good place to start...
kryogenickiki:
You people and your logic. Psh, I am above that.

No, actually I was planning on asking him what he thinks is wrong with me, especially if he asks if I'm feeling okay or if I got enough sleep or whatever again.