"Malfurion dreamed. He dreamed that he and Tyrande lived in a beautiful tree home in the midst of grand Suramar. It was the high time of the year and all was in bloom. Lush plant life covered the region like a beautiful carpet. The immense tree cooled them with its thick, shading foliage, and flowers of all colors and patterns surrounded the trunk's base...
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Bal'a dash from the sunless shores of Tirisfal!
The pleasant drizzle presented a suitable occasion to don my new Ebon Hold edittion -bikinis. For shizzle.

I ordered a few books to study. Perhaps one day I could be a professor of Warcraft lore in Hogwarts.

III

After three months of sweating it with Jillian Michaels. I've lost some fat from my waist and tummy and my ass is not as flat as it used to be.

So after about five consecutive months of beating the meat at my dads basement; here, have a steaming cup of my I-don't-give-a-fuck. In 2014 I had sex three times, each with a different girl. All of them cute but a bit on the short side. Once being drunk on the frontseat of my Mercedes-Benz, which was a first time in that car. Once drunk...
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I was having an erection but then I saw a picture of toddlers in my facebook news feed and lost it. Maybe I should get myself sterilized.

I just keep pondering if I wanna have kids some day, and maybe I do, and if so then I wanna be the guy who really means it upon the incantation of "Till death do us part" because having divorced parents is not a nice thing and to be able to keep that promise then she has just got to be my best friend and...
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I feel that shattered dreams and bruised egos are better than broken hearts.

Todays workout music.

For some weeks now I've been baffled by the scent of my sweat. It smells kinda like the PVA-glue Erikeeper.

Dark Fortress - Eidolon

I wanna create blackened symphonic death metal and do nerdy shit among other things with my girlfriend. I don't know how to compose music apart from drums and I don't have a girlfriend. I'm only into tall (5'7" to 5'11") skinny girls with pretty faces. I'm not really looking to tour or releasing an album. What I want is...
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It's a beautiful day in Finland.


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