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An old friend of mine contacted me today. We haven't spoken in nearly 2 years, but the timing for a reunion couldn't be more perfect. We have arranged to meet on Friday when I am in the London area.

Let me paint a picture of this wonderful woman. In exchange for forgiveness she once got her boyfriend of the time to eat one of her...
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aki1:
oh man she lived in the same city as me
and yupp
i garantee well have a blast if u do come over
im a trouble maker LOL but a fun one
hope ur monday is going well babe smile
ortus:
Well my vanishing pocket dynamo. I will have my revenge at noughts & crosses, oh yes. mad wink

And as promised, the TexMex cheese on toast.

Hmmmmmmm. Exquisite. Just add a little crushed black pepper. smile


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faye:
Nah, every body has things that look good on it, I could MAYBE get away with the yellow one with a cute little shrug but the pink one would be a no go.

Seriously having huge boobs put so many cute little dresses out. It sucks.

But i would love to play dress up sometime!!! I have no girlie friends here who like that sort of thing. *pouts

Hope you're well sweetheart.
ortus:
The dude is DEFINITELY Pedro.

The facial hair leads me to the conclusion that he is Spanish or somehow Hispanic in nature.
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He has returned. I am a bitch.

I drank too much. What I hope to achieve is unclear.
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ortus:
Hope you are okay my sweets. Hope things resolve ...............

You know where to find me hon. kiss
silverrevolver:
At keast you're aware that it is unclear...
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Firstly, Neo, Ortus, muchos gracias for the humpage. T'is always a pleasure wink

Secondly, let's rant.

I was informed today that Big Brother 8 commences this week (possibly tonight?). Marvelous. Just what we need...

It's a money spinner. I don't blame Endemol. I don't blame Channel 4 (aside from the many ethical issues that surrounds the show, but people know what they're signing up...
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ortus:
Well dahlink, looks like we have to add Neo to the Me, You, DoubleL triumverate.

And a worthy addition she is too!

Me +3 hot ladies. Did I die already!? kiss to the lot of ya.


[Edit: Oh my. What did I do to deserve such testimony? You are a gigantic giant amongst ickle monsters my dear. Hugs and kisses.]
doublel:
So, I'm am right there with you on reality TV. It's like a terrible train wreck that you can't seem to tear your eyes from. And less entertaining.

We've added a fourth to our slip-n-slide party? Do tell.

kiss
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Apparently it's poetry Sunday. Well for me it is. Two of my old favourites for you to get your teeth into.

The Passionate Shepherd to His Love

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
Woods or steepy mountain yields.

And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their...
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aki1:
omg your sooo hawwwttt


this make me so wanna hump u lady
wink biggrin
ortus:
Of course, darling Neo is sooooooo right. But let's get the full size in the works.



Shibby shibby hubba hubba! kiss wink
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Inside everyone is a loser afraid to be loved, and out there is the one person who can kiss us and make all better.
- Quote from an extremely uncool chick flick, but true all the same.

The weekend may or may not be good. It is dependent on whether I can be bothered to drag my lazy ass out and on whether this current...
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maxk:
Now, Kelly, I could see you turning a gay man staright, but not the other way around! love
el_duderino2:
being rad should be raison enough
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I got my delivery of books from Amazon today. Yay! Now if I could just leave this damned computer alone...

The shoot went well, JMP is the ultimate professional and gets a major recommendation from me (should you be female and in the UK and wanting to shoot a set that is). I'm concerned I came across as uncomfortable in the pictures but we shall...
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ortus:
Hope your head isn't hurting too much today. wink

At least the weekend has now arrived! Last call for Drunksville! Toot toot! x
aki1:
hope ur week went well
and i hope u have an uberfun weekend
if u have naughty fun uve gotta share LOL
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silverrevolver:
Sounds divine! Of course I'm still visiting you! kiss

I love talking shot about people I don;t kknow over drinks! biggrin
padre:
Good I live to make people laugh or smile. BTW if you saw me naked I'd have you in stitches wink
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In contrast to my usual weekend shenanigans of charity shopping and boozing, this weekend will find me being the loving sister, daughter and granddaughter that I (surprisingly) can be. I'm traveling to The Shire tomorrow evening and will be spending the majority of my weekend in the company of those I love. It involves a ridiculous amount of traveling and an even more ridiculous amount...
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ortus:
Oh my. blush

I think L is on to something here. REALLY on to something. For a proposal like that 3000 miles is nothing. I could skip it in a heartbeat. Miss L and Miss K ................ what a partnership that would be.

Holy crap eeek

I think I may have to go for a lie down.
ortus:
I would travel 1000s of miles and pay 1000s of pounds for you, me and LL to fool around in a sun-filled garden with a paddling pool, slide, water pistols, soapy water, bikinis, strong alcohol and novelty condoms.

Sounds like my idea of fucking heaven.

Think I'm in dreamland.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend with your family. I love you tons. You 2 girls are awesome. x

love
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shiro:
awww thank you. i do love your fringe to.

Captain Sausage is great we should start a business up and sell them on ebay. damn it i feel Captain sausage is cooler then my monsters as for starters he has a name and secondly he is a pirate lol.

gigondas:
Pure class. love
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It's just about 5.25am and I have to go to work.
This upsets me.
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squicken:
I hear you, I always have to go in super early for the stupid Navy. I posted some pics that I think you wanted me to by the way in my new blog. Tell me what you think. And how's that full time super villain thing going for you? I've been considering that as a career option lately.
shadea:
Well...
Australia's a long way to relocate, but it's nice here!
In the vehicle washing industry, I'll even throw in your bikini!
XO
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el_duderino2:
fringes are fun.
i am half fringe in the world. basically i was saying that i would prefer to have too much forehead than a gap where a forehead should be or even more distubingly eyes that are at the top of your head - ew.
aw shucks on nice words about my smile. gosh you made me blush.

this is the myspace for age of rockets - [URL]http://www.myspace.com/theageofrockets
cornrowwallace:
theyre a dirty southern rock band. effin amazing. makes the ladies panties moist wink hahahaha.


nice face in picture, haha, all cross-eyed.

very sexywink