Kelly blogs at work...
Never mind the copious amounts of SGs being zotted, let's focus on the more important things happening in the world.
This blog will serve no purpose other than for me to have a big fucking moan. I am so sick of my job. I am sick of having to hold the hands of incompetent users whilst leading them through the simplest...
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Never mind the copious amounts of SGs being zotted, let's focus on the more important things happening in the world.
This blog will serve no purpose other than for me to have a big fucking moan. I am so sick of my job. I am sick of having to hold the hands of incompetent users whilst leading them through the simplest...
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This week the medical world was rocked as scientists disclosed details of a previously unknown disease that has the potential to turn mankind into a scavenging, gaunt, xylophone-ribbed monstrosity.
Opioid Tearductum (or Skag Squall as it is known on the street) has no outward symptoms and is unlikely to have a direct detrimental effect on the health of the sufferer, however the by-product of the...
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Opioid Tearductum (or Skag Squall as it is known on the street) has no outward symptoms and is unlikely to have a direct detrimental effect on the health of the sufferer, however the by-product of the...
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ortus:
Well futile, indeed. Heheh.
Why I do believe that 'twas you that send me the story in the first place, madame. I have a mind like a bear-trap for facts. This you will learn. Remembering what I did yesterday, what I had for breakfast, what fucking day it is ........ far more trickier information for my brain to hold. But something that leaves a mark on me, leaves a mark on me.
And the minibar sentence just HAD to come back.
Why I do believe that 'twas you that send me the story in the first place, madame. I have a mind like a bear-trap for facts. This you will learn. Remembering what I did yesterday, what I had for breakfast, what fucking day it is ........ far more trickier information for my brain to hold. But something that leaves a mark on me, leaves a mark on me.
And the minibar sentence just HAD to come back.
tex13:
You are so funny. 
I am going to Reading Festival tomorrow. At approximately 6am GMT I will be bundled into a car and driven to a waterlogged field in which I will pitch a tent that will serve as my home for the next 4 nights. Artists include, Gogol Bordello, Interpol, Kings of Leon, Bloc Party, We Are Scientists, Eagles of Death Metal, The Young Knives, The Noisettes, Hot...
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silverrevolver:
How on earth are you online?
tex13:
Well said, the media will never let the war between the sexes end.
I think it's safe to say my nodules have returned. Smoking copious amounts of cigarettes and talking way too much (often not willingly) has led me here again. My voice sounds so tired, not like that of a 20 something female, more like a 50 something individual of unspecified gender (a damn hot and husky one at times though, I might add!)
My concern is...
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My concern is...
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gigondas:
Oh Yes.
silverrevolver:
I do have internet here, and it's fast!!!
Yay!
Yay!
"Throw moderation to the winds, and the greatest pleasures bring the greatest pains." - Democritus
Count me in.
Count me in.
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gigondas:
"...you piss across the
fender of your car
drunk on beer
little spots of you
dripping down into
the dust
the dry
dust
zipping up you
march in to
meet her
friends."
-Bukowski, the dead drunk
fender of your car
drunk on beer
little spots of you
dripping down into
the dust
the dry
dust
zipping up you
march in to
meet her
friends."
-Bukowski, the dead drunk
memoorandom:
hilariously offensively tight pants make the world go round, you know? it's not everyone who can pull them off. literally.
el_duderino2:
i love this vid. i think i saw it a few months ago. godbless sufjan.
I saw the headline and the words "nanny state" whirred through my mind.
I read the article and Tony Blair had already said it. "People don't want to live in a nanny state". Who would have thought that bumbling, ass licking cretin would get it so right.
Now read the article, come back and read the spoilers below. Your comments are welcome. Encouraged even. This...
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I read the article and Tony Blair had already said it. "People don't want to live in a nanny state". Who would have thought that bumbling, ass licking cretin would get it so right.
Now read the article, come back and read the spoilers below. Your comments are welcome. Encouraged even. This...
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silverrevolver:
Also, Karma got revenge for you.
I got this nasty ziz on my nose, one of the deep ones that comes to a head on the inside. I looked like rudollf my entire stay in the south...
I got this nasty ziz on my nose, one of the deep ones that comes to a head on the inside. I looked like rudollf my entire stay in the south...
silverrevolver:
Just the remnents and some dry skin...
Tomorrow I go on another adventure into the wilderness that is Londonia. I will see Andrew Bird doing a solo support slot for the amazingly talented and heart wrenchingly honest Joan As Police Woman.
Today I drank coffee with my homosexual ex boyfriend and realised that he is going to finally become a friend. We can be honest with each other, which I am finding...
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Today I drank coffee with my homosexual ex boyfriend and realised that he is going to finally become a friend. We can be honest with each other, which I am finding...
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gigondas:
"I will always be insane (in the most adorable of ways) but it's being OK with it that counts."
That sentence makes me happy.
(with a hand on either cheek)
That sentence makes me happy.
(with a hand on either cheek)
its_matt:
I answered your question, because thats how i roll.
Self-acceptance is the key to happiness.
Self-acceptance is the key to happiness.
I got paid early. I am delighted!
For 5 weeks I have lived on next to nothing. It has certainly been character building...
To celebrate I bought a t shirt, some earrings, 4 cups of tea, Thai food, a gig ticket and accommodation (I'm off on a one lady adventure to London again), pizza and cigarettes. I am now going to buy the 4gb memory...
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For 5 weeks I have lived on next to nothing. It has certainly been character building...
To celebrate I bought a t shirt, some earrings, 4 cups of tea, Thai food, a gig ticket and accommodation (I'm off on a one lady adventure to London again), pizza and cigarettes. I am now going to buy the 4gb memory...
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silverrevolver:
I love the new profile pictires poppet. They capture the Kelly I know and adore.
You apre special to me, and I am drunk
I've decided to attempt a bit of sobriety myself. I have this strange feeling that when all is said and done I will be one of the most healthy and supportive people in your life.
Sleep well poppet.
You apre special to me, and I am drunk
I've decided to attempt a bit of sobriety myself. I have this strange feeling that when all is said and done I will be one of the most healthy and supportive people in your life.
Sleep well poppet.
ortus:
The tongue is involuntary. It's like Pavlov's dog. Literally.
I am stepping away from the keyboard shortly to be a pirate (shhhhhh!) and watch my downloaded copy of Ne le dis personne.
And this is the kind of thing I am thinking about. A little bit different. But I may need your help with vintage clothes shopping.
I am stepping away from the keyboard shortly to be a pirate (shhhhhh!) and watch my downloaded copy of Ne le dis personne.
And this is the kind of thing I am thinking about. A little bit different. But I may need your help with vintage clothes shopping.
Everything was a little hazy. Vision, mind, reality etcetera.
We could hear music. A song of travel, going to America, sung by someone who quite clearly has a lot of Neil Diamond in his music collection. The people enjoying the spectacle were predominantly over the age of 60. People from this age group tend to scare me - they are slow moving and without purpose....
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We could hear music. A song of travel, going to America, sung by someone who quite clearly has a lot of Neil Diamond in his music collection. The people enjoying the spectacle were predominantly over the age of 60. People from this age group tend to scare me - they are slow moving and without purpose....
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bloodhigh:
not a clue
somewhere...not here
wanna come?
somewhere...not here
wanna come?
silverrevolver:
Actually I think you're quite fond of me...
France is pretty, and very french...
I made a friend, which is a very hard thing to do when you don't speak the languidge at all. The highlight of the trip thus far is my pilgrimidge to all the places in Paris that Henry Miller lived, the Place Clichy and Villa Borghese in Montparnasse. How's your lovely little town (that I like very much, association perhaps)? More importantly how are you?
Sleept tight poppet...
France is pretty, and very french...
I made a friend, which is a very hard thing to do when you don't speak the languidge at all. The highlight of the trip thus far is my pilgrimidge to all the places in Paris that Henry Miller lived, the Place Clichy and Villa Borghese in Montparnasse. How's your lovely little town (that I like very much, association perhaps)? More importantly how are you?
Sleept tight poppet...
My brain is melting, mushing, going stale.
I have contracted ergophobia as a result of too much boondoggling.
It is time to look for a new job.
Money is not as important as mind.
Today I was given the glorious title of "Official Event Organiser" in an email to the team. On top of this I am also "Chief Admin Bitch" and "The Whore What...
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I have contracted ergophobia as a result of too much boondoggling.
It is time to look for a new job.
Money is not as important as mind.
Today I was given the glorious title of "Official Event Organiser" in an email to the team. On top of this I am also "Chief Admin Bitch" and "The Whore What...
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cornrowwallace:
all of that sounds awesome, minus the you being on fire part. unless i knew there were some way you wouldn't be hurt. cause if you came out of it without and injuries, naked fire would be awesome. maybe.
gigondas:
I do believe that the bra burning should be definitively punctuated with the word,"Motherfucker!"
I wrote a long blog about my visit to the local second hand book shop, which is closing today, about Ronald the proprietor and about my interesting 19th Century purchases. It is gone and I cannot be bothered to recreate it.
Have some poo.
Have some poo.
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silverrevolver:
In Dublin, should be in the UK in a couple hours...
Tired, but very good.
Tired, but very good.
silverrevolver:
Here. exhausted. I am staying at a ghetto-fabulous hotel in Chelsea! There is a pub down the street, some food and a pint, then pass out, so I get wake early, have coffee and get my skinny yankee ass to the train station.
I think She Wants Revenge summed it up nicely with this lyric...
She's pretty and I like her but she's too well...
Cuz I need, Red Flags and Long Nights and she can tell...
We need to hook up senorita!
I am neither of those things.
So began my response.
Hivemind again, sweetie. Frightening.
I know The Monster loves me, but it's always nice to hear it.
Dare I ask about tickets to Da North?
xxx
Edit: btw, can I expect to get you on work email tomorrow, or are you gone?!