keegan

I just ate sour roasted red peppers, equal in grossness to the whole OJ and toothpate combo. Yum!

This is to all the peeps who are reading my blog who have no place doing so.

My blog is intended for friends, friends of friends, random perverts, SG members, curious kittens and the like. My blog is not intended for people with whom I no longer have contact with for very specific reasons. I'm a self-proclaimed voyeur and that is why I choose to...
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I will not give you the satisfaction of making things all better, they are and forever will be ruined.

Another stoned entry (i.e. I take no responsibility for the following mish mash of ideas that is sure to follow)

I'm officially settled back home, as long as you consider crashing in one of two sister's beds in a new commune settled. That being said, I got a new cell phone, apartment, and bike today (complete with a wicker basket). I win!

I'm homesick now...
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Still tanning my hide in sunny Guam. Spending my time by the pool, in the gym, and trying not to decapitate a particular girl whom I work with (good old fashioned dancer drama).

Been a little home sick in the last few days, but I think I'm just craving some alone time which is hard to come by when you share a room with another...
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Hey all,

In Guam and fucking loving every minute! The weather here is incredible! All of us dancers have a membership at the Hilton so I get to work out and/or lounge by the pool every day! The money is alright, not at all what I am used to but the girls promise it will get better once a ship comes in (hopefully soon) but...
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Alright.

I'm officially in Guam, arrived last night, I'm up early since I crashed as soon as I got to the cat house and it is already unbearably hot at like 9 in the morning.

Trying to take things slow so as to not freak out. I've done a lot of random shit but this one makes me a litttle nervous...

Just wanted to let...
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Having a slight nervous break down, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I get my head out of my ass ---- beep

having the craziest sex of life...the hate fuck kind...the i hate you so much for making me hate you kind of sex...in total bliss right now....waiting for the sushi I ordered immediately after the boi left...loving life and the sex being thrown at me! owe owe!

I am really hungover and NOT looking forward to fighting with the bus driver for the next 7 hours...I really need to get a fucking driver's license. I hate everybody today!

Some highlights from work this week:

This huge fucker came in to the club and I of course hustled him in the back...during song number three he started to squirm a little...I do alot of grinding so whenever they start squirming I'm always afraid they are going to blow their load so I asked if he was okay...his answer...I have a colostomy bag...I had been...
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