Who the hell is Krankor? And why is he so goddamn dashing?

He fights dastardly sorts! He drives fast cars! He schmoozes the honeys!! He is the elite of the british secret service! He is 6ft in heels [which he wears at home]! He has a big round head! He has a fat ass! He thwarts communism! ....and he has a silly girly voice. It goes MEE MEE MEE!!
*kisses for muh krankity-ankity-ore*

You will all bow down before the might of KRANKOR!!!!!

No really, you will. Trust me. This guy rules.

love love love love love love