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Firestaff Not mine sadly, but I'm learning...slowly

Haha, yeah poi is insane...my sort of boyfriend/housemate is good at poi and firestaff ^_^ He does these awesome isolations xD

And ow...your poor naughty bits!

Real happy for you

Shiny!

Aww but I love Animal instincts. D: Happy super belated birthday. Whew I am slow.

Haha! You mentioned that straight girls flock to you but you can't get the gay ones to look your way. Well, I have never been able to lure any straight women to me, but I'm like chocolate covered in sex to gay men! I routinely get hit on by gay men on a dating app I have; I get twenty views a day and at least one tries to proposition into something via text. To boot, I have a nasty little habit of falling hard for femme lesbians. I have no gayar whatsoever! Maybe we should find a way to trade our superpowers?

If you're anything like me, you love to dance, but have no rhythm. It's not a big deal, though: learn a simple base dance step, like the swing step, and go for it. Also, who the hell knows what a Polariod picture is these days?
If I'm in the dance hall, you're the first girl I'm going up to because when all is said and done, I like dancing to be fun. Don't stress, just cut that fucking rug! By the way, you have the booty shaking down, trust me.

I'd have to agree to keep massage and porn seperate. However asian porn party while casting for the "White on Rice" series. Could be a huge event. We obviously had ALOT of hopefuls at the bar last night. I need to make up some bussiness cards.

new ones. yeh!

'Caching is so awesome. I've been enjoying it for years and it never gets old!

hilarity!

haha made me laugh and smile.. cute.. im sure you are fun to be around

I salute your courage. I think it's commendable that you have stayed true to yourself, and stood up to your father. I think that's awesome.

lmao that last video killed me. So funny. I think you should go with some purple!