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I say, I've been ever so slackadaisical in being a proper SG member. I've been working more in the thick of Jail life, which presents different issues, but isn't really any more difficult. I'm off to a wedding of a friend in a few hours. The ladies...they remain elusive to me. Meh, you get this used to being a sad...
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http://youtu.be/uyJTDb4c1PE

You know...periodically indulging your adorable 2 year old niece to watch episodes of Pocoyo on your Netflix will significantly alter the sort of suggestions given to you by the software. You like gritty crime dramas and adorable children's programs...I have to imagine I'm on an FBI watch list now. Alas, these are the prices you pay to...
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galliemini:
Yeah I know I was a bit confused when i wrote that o_O

Like the song on this fine Sunday morning smile
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Pretty sure my direct supervisor REALLY REALLY dislikes me. The best rationale I've heard for this from co-workers is that the reason behind it might be simply because I'm white. Loathe as I am to think this might be the case it seems more logical than most explanations. I had a really good conversation with a lady who graduated in the same class...
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galliemini:
HAHA! Yeah for sure, we're talking bedside manners, "No oral sex for 2 weeks" say waaat? For me or for the other person? She should have precised!! I'm confused now o_O

I like the conclusion to your post...did you put that there to make sure we will read the whole thing? haha

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The interesting point of working in a jail is that you reach a point where threats of physical violence don't even slightly phase you, this seems like in a real world application it may be problematic and lead me to testing people, but I'm really not that sort of cat, so I suppose that's a bridge I'll cross when I come...
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Well...I've done it...I've become an iPhone person. It was a calculated decision, I consulted with the biggest phone diva I've ever met in my life and it received his glowing recommendation. I know it's weird to refer to a man as a diva, but the way this guy is with phones it's pretty fitting. So my Blackberry is...
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My friend Jimmy had his realtor call me the other day, he in turn gave me the number of a lady that handles loans, I suspect I'll give her a call on one of my off days coming up here. So many things to do on my two days off. Call a loan lady, I don't want to call her a shark yet...
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galliemini:
Problem solved for sure! I grow a beard and work in a jail and you sir go for me to each family reunion, DEAL! biggrin
justanotherjames:
I suppose I can't argue with that.
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Gotta tell ya, this whole catching a cold every three weeks or so shit is getting old pretty quick. On the bright side I assume shortly here I will catch every feasible permutation of the common cold (or rhino virus, which could be an awesome metal band name) and then I'll never get another cold ever again, though more than likely that shan't...
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Had an odd thought on the drive home. Different animals taste different depending on their diet, for example grass fed beef versus grain fed beef. The same is true of venison or lamb meat, the taste can vary greatly based upon the local fauna upon which they nibble. Logically the same would be true of humans as well. So what I wonder is, in the...
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wolfwood1203:
That's... actually an interesting question.
justanotherjames:
I meant flora, not fauna. Unless lambs and deer are leading secret lives unbeknownst to us.
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Having a routine is an odd sort of animal. I think I find it equal parts comforting and loathsome. Weeks go by fast, days off go even faster and pay checks go somewhere in the middle. Is this being grown up?
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I like to consider myself a rather calm and collected fellow, but low and behold from time to time you come across a person who knows all the wrong buttons to press. Long story short, there was a brief internet "flame war" (as they used to be called [and maybe still are]) the other day, which went from a snarky post that I assumed was...
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The other day I was talking to my brother in law, who is Dutch and he said that in the same day he read the 2011 murder statistics for both St. Louis City and the entirety of the Netherlands, he went on to state that the City of St. Louis (which has just under 350,000 citizens by the way) had 30 more homicides than...
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