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Merry Christmas
May the presents be many
The Booze be plenty
The hangovers be none

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Not only is JunkyardAngel one of the most charming and engaging individuals that I grew up with, her stunning beauty very nearly rivals Helen of Troy.
She is a lively and provocotive personality and her easy and good-natured humor has gotten us out of some very risky situations.
I'll never forget getting hung up at the border of Kenya and Tanzania while we were smuggling some, ah, " tea " out to the rebels. I though for sure we were had. Surrounded by 30 heavily armed government soilders she begins describing how we are a pair of researching lepidopterists searching for a biston betularia carbonaria. It was amazing ! Within five minutes she had these soilders laughing and carrying on with us like old college buddies. They promised if they found a moth, any moth they would capture it for her and save it until our return. Well of course, they are probably still there collecting bugs. Ha haha ha !
Oh man ! good times !
Well, I'm gushing but truely, she is a charming combination of stunning beauty, clarity and wit and I hope she's always by my side in a pinch cause in laymens terms she rocks !

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Junkyard Angel speaks no fewer than seventeen living languages, and god knows how many dead ones. I once saw her dunk on a regulation hoop, barefoot and carrying a surly dwarf on her back. There was some debate at the highest levels of SG staff as to the wisdom of letting her join the site. (There were concerns that her overwhelming hotness might crash servers, intimidate hopeful models, and liquefy the copper tubes that comprise the interweb.) Remember that game some people call 'mercy' and others call 'peanuts?' You know: where you lock hands and try to bend your opponents hands until they submit and call it off? There's a rumor that when she was running drugs out of Vientienne in the late '70s, a real badass NSA type challenged her to a match after a night of hash and conspiracy. She tore both his arms off and fashioned the component bones into a kite. Despite all of this, she smells like roses and the morning dew.