Louis C.K. is the tits. His show makes me laugh until I cry. For reals. That is all for now.
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So the thing is...the idea of going back to the town for the SOLE PURPOSE of seeing the people I wasn't sorry to leave over and over and over makes me a tad nauseous. It's one thing to float in and out of town without really committing to anyone or anything (sounds scarily like my past dating habits) but to say, "Yes! I will be...
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gigondas:
I think it is a bit awkward to throw in a new perspective at the end. Wanna take a crack at weaving her voice in earlier?
fashionista:
LOL! Love the nickname ha ha. 
And of course! I didn't do my own lashes, but now that I know how she did them, I am SO going to attempt it myself. I was so scared (panicking like a freak during) because I thought she was going to glue my eyes shut hahaha. The things we do for beauty, huh? lol And I'd love to be your fashion guru queen. lol 
And of course! I didn't do my own lashes, but now that I know how she did them, I am SO going to attempt it myself. I was so scared (panicking like a freak during) because I thought she was going to glue my eyes shut hahaha. The things we do for beauty, huh? lol And I'd love to be your fashion guru queen. lol Suck me in
with the wind
and the cigarette butts
that once held a story
Tell me i'm
not pertinent
let the words
fall from your lips
Chalk it all up to
decadence
As though that makes any sense
As though that makes any sense
Eat your play-doh misfit dreams
for breakfast when you arise
If not for nothing
they say
they say
You can...
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with the wind
and the cigarette butts
that once held a story
Tell me i'm
not pertinent
let the words
fall from your lips
Chalk it all up to
decadence
As though that makes any sense
As though that makes any sense
Eat your play-doh misfit dreams
for breakfast when you arise
If not for nothing
they say
they say
You can...
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stcyr:
very nice!
gigondas:
Here fucking here.
So, here's the thing...no joke...out isn't something I have done on any sort of a regular basis since before Sebi was born (he is six). Going out to the Burlesque Cabaret on Saturday night was also the daughter's first babysitting gig "for real" at night. So, as much as I passed it off as though I just do such things every day, make no...
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jonas_thorazine:
You're the best. 
jonas_thorazine:
I'm (obviously?) in an emotional way tonight, but that top pic made me all weepy-happy. Good for you, girl.
Some days
I want to inexplicably
yell at everyone
(in particular those named mommy)
just like my kids
who need no reason to do so
and are not even locked up as crazy
(when they do)
know why?
it's okay for your own kids to abuse you
Some
days
I want to not give a shit
If you know what I think of you
Or...
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I want to inexplicably
yell at everyone
(in particular those named mommy)
just like my kids
who need no reason to do so
and are not even locked up as crazy
(when they do)
know why?
it's okay for your own kids to abuse you
Some
days
I want to not give a shit
If you know what I think of you
Or...
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stcyr:
Aye & amen.
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el_diablo_blanco:
Hmmmm...Book-gasm?? Shall we take co-credit on coining that one?
el_diablo_blanco:
It's all ours!
What began as a simply perfect vacation has become the sad ending of life for my amazing grand family matriarchal grandmother. She is dying and I suppose it is fortunate that it has come now while I am here rather than thousands of miles away. But my heart is breaking and I am having a terrible time saying good bye. The kids and I are...
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fashionista:
I am so sorry to hear such sad news. 
I do have to say that I am glad you and your kids are getting to spend this time with her.
I am close so if you need anything...let me know. xo
I do have to say that I am glad you and your kids are getting to spend this time with her.
I am close so if you need anything...let me know. xo
fashionista:
Thank you and thank you!!! lol YOU are a sweetie! 
Dear Ocean City, NJ: You own my entire childhood and the majority of my teenage and young adult years. My love for you has never wavered and though I have visited and made the acquaintance of other oceans and towns, I have never cheated on you, spoke an unkind word towards you or met another that can compare to you You hold my heart you...
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stcyr:
Awww . . .
that's sweet. Too sweet, in fact, to go with my original plan here . . .
that's sweet. Too sweet, in fact, to go with my original plan here . . .
yeah, that would just diminish too much from the otherwise beautiful sentiment here.
Glad you're enjoying your time there.
Hello home. It's been two years since I have seen you but the warmth of a lifetime of familiar has taken over.
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jonnytrrrash7:
nice!
fashionista:
Wow, two years?! Have fun!!!
Apparently Colorado has decided it is Oregon. Actually, that's not even accurate, we didn't have thunder and lightening storms in Oregon - we just had mutha fuckin rain...all the goddamned time. Never ending. GREY.
No electricity.
No color.
Suffice it to say, that my love of thunder storms is dwindling. After FOUR weeks of them sending me inside within a second without warning, electricity out,...
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No electricity.
No color.
Suffice it to say, that my love of thunder storms is dwindling. After FOUR weeks of them sending me inside within a second without warning, electricity out,...
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thelibra:
Thank you, lady. xo
yossarian_22:
Wow! You are a Pisces, too (and born in a leap-year).
It seems literally like a minute ago I was lamenting my daughter's absence, and yet, she'll be home in a little over 48 hours. She has called me woefully for days now, "Mommy, I just want to come home." It is a heartbreaking plea from my firstborn. I do adore her so. Her precious little brother has Monday marked on his calendar (in his very...
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lilli:
What a gorgeous little tribe you have! I am so happy your firstborn is returning/has returned to the fold! Our house feels so strange when one of our kids has a sleepover somewhere... I can't imagine a whole month without one of them! Yay for happy reunions!
stcyr:
congratulations on having your pack whole.
& yes to thunderstorms ♥
& yes to thunderstorms ♥
I am going home in one week...ONE WEEK FUCKERS (you, per se, are not the fuckers but anyways)..in the interim I have two company quarterly business meetings that I plan, lead and coordinate for six of our offices and THEN on the DAY I leave (next Friday) I have our COMPANY 24 office (NO ABSENTEES ALLOWED) meeting where I will give A(NOTHER FUCKING)presentation because...
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stcyr:
it's nice to be indispensable, but seriously, the point of vacations is to unwind [or so I've heard].
Maybe you should "forget" to pack that cell phone?
Maybe you should "forget" to pack that cell phone?
yossarian_22:
Sharpie Marker Moustache is an elegant turn of phrase. I'll have to find occasion to use it! Maybe when I go back to the mall for the Hello Kitty Vans, but that would be "Bad Teenage Moustache" which is not as artful.
Which sport?
What team does he play for?